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Ikhras loves the Syrian Dictatorship: Just read their "Twits"

2011-12-08T04:07:00.000-08:00

Ikhras haters Thabit al-Arabi and Qassem Lufti, who have a life-long difficulty with the English language, moderation and accuracy, have laid out (or lied out) a long list of reasons why they think Syrian Dictator Bashar al-Assad shouldn't be attacked and that the pro-Democracy protesters should be blamed and criticized.

But they know that their support for the Syrian government, which has murdered more than 4,000 innocent civilians including hundreds of children, is not an easy one to argue. It makes them look like hypocrites as they assault and slander an array of people including. Their targets include star comedians Dean Obeidallah and Maysoon Zayid (who host the annual New York Arab Comedy Festival), and writers Hussein Ibish, Ray Hanania and Mona eltahawy. These are but a few of the scores of people that Ikhras brutalizes in their online verbal assaults as if they were the Syrian military police attacking civilians seeking freedom in Homs. (I can just see the Ikhras goofs cheering as new statistics surface about innocent Syrian civilians being killed by the Syrian Government that they consistently defend.)

All you have to do is read their Twitter posts, posts that Qassem and Thabet recently referred to as "Twits" in an email. Maybe that's because they are the "twits."

Hussein Ibish has penned a scathing expose of who these sad refugees from truth really are.

(Click here to read that priceless unveiling of the rotten core of Ikhas.)

Here's a direct link to Ibish's article: Click here.

But here are some of their most recent Tweets (Yes Thabet and Qassem, they're called Tweets, not Twits!) that demonstrate and prove their loyalty to the Syrian Dictatorship and why they pick and chose their words carefully to pretend as if they care about, say, the Palestinian refugees (they don't) or the people of Egypt (they don't) or ADC (which upsets them the most because ADC fights for the rights of victims of discrimination including those bullied by cowards like Qassem and Thabet and the Ikhras gaggle of online bullies).

Read how they carefully tiptoe and pretend they do not support the brutality of the Syrian regime, and then use that argument as a means of attacking others. The way they exploit the suffering of the Palestinians as a means of saying, hey, what's happening in Syria isn't that important because Bush is a liar and a murderer, too.

Their theme here is right out of the Little Red Book published by Bashar al-Assad and the Syrian Baath Party dictators.

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The show is sponsored by Royal Jordanian Airlines. Unlikely RJ would sponsor these clowns w/o involvement of Gov agencyascf.jo/index.html

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Can anyone provide info on this show in Amman, Jordan?ascf.jo/index.html Interested in role of US Embassy in this event.@Deanofcomedy.

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Interesting to contrast Western officials descriptions of Eric Honeker/Gustav Husak/Nicolae Ceaușescu w/descriptions of Qadhafi/Saddam/Assad

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Why do some ignore mass murder of 1.5 Million people by Bush & Blair in Iraq & feign humanity over crimes by Arab rulers US Gov opposes?

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Arabs must oppose Arab tyranny w/o adopting racist double standards which dehumanize an entire culture and not just a regime or ruler.

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Arabs who oppose Arab dictators shouldnt accept the West's dehumanization of Arab rulers because it includes dehumanization of Arab culture

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Those who call #Syria n President a "liar" (and lets all assume he is): Would you dare call US officials liars? Dont accept double standards

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For those who oppose the #Syria n regime: Its in your interest to not lie. Youre better off trying to preserve your credibility.

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It appears some people paid more attention to State Dept's characterization of the Bashar Al-Assad interview than to the interview. #Syria

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Arabs deserve better than to have to choose between dictatorship and imperialism.

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If you must collaborate with a foreign force, at least collaborate with Sweden or Vietnam or someone without Arab blood on their hands. #snc

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just coined a new term. Housism (n): collaboration with the oppressors as a "strategy" to end their subjugation of the oppressed.

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Ikhras awards itself the Shoe in the Mouth Award

2011-11-01T11:30:00.000-07:00

Ikhras, the Jew-hating anti-Christian web site of two writers Thabit al-Arabi and Qassem Lufti -- they have to pay to have their writings published anyway -- have continued to unleash their vomit of lies and anti-Christian Arab propaganda. This week, the awarded the Shoe of the Month to Ray Hanania.

Ikhras, which ranks among the top 10 hate sites on the Internet, writes:

Ikhras is pleased to announce the winner of the Muntadhar Zaidi Shoe of the Month Award for this October, 2011 is Palestinian-American Zionist, failed comedian, Radio Talk Show host (but only because he buys his own airtime), Jerusalem Post columnist, and former (following an uproar by members of the organization) ADC National Board member Ray Hanania.

But of course, Ikhras can't get their facts right, not about Hanania and not about Palestine, which they rub all over their own shoes to profit selfishly from the suffering of Palestinian refugees. While Palestinians continue to suffer, these two moronic extremists, Thabit and Qassem (Heckle and Jeckle) waste so much resources blathering away into the wind.

People who visit their web site often comment that the sole reason they do is to see firsthand why the Palestinians continue to lose and fall behind, and why Israel continues to grow exponentially while Palestinians fall back into oblivion. They are the poster children -- or maybe Poster Refugees -- of why Palestine has been a failure for so many years and generations. But they don't care that Palestine is a failed cause because that failed cause allows them to scrape up a few pennies to pay to have a blog in which they struggle with the English language to write. They're not very good at all.

The Ikhras symbol (above) is full of vicious hatred. They are such babies, they don't have the balls to step forward and identify themselves. But they are closely allied with several of the biggest extremists in the American Palestinian community. All you have to do is watch to see which goofballs pass along their Tweets.

Tragic.

So KabobFest Charred is proud to award to Ikhras, and its illiterate authors Qassem Lufti and Thabit al-Arabi the Hate Liars Muntadhar Zaidi Shoe of the Century Award.

Congratulations morons. No one deserves it more for their lies, poor writing, low-traffic blog that they pay for using money that might otherwise help Palestinians get educations, and for being role models that constantly help give Israel the upperhand over Palestinian rights.

Oh, and Ikhras is also financed by the Syrian Baath Party. Oh yea! Oh yea! Oh yea! Takrear!

-- Maklooba Man

Anytime I can get under the skin of Ikhras ... it's worth it

2011-08-03T18:24:00.000-07:00

Thanks for all the emails from everyone. Ikhras is a hate site, driven by fools who can't fight for Palestine so they exploit it for their own selfish "fun." But they certainly do help the enemies of Palestinian freedom, and their lies help keep the Palestinians in the refugee camps. Nice Thabit al-Arabi and Qasim Lufti. They have a few fanatic pals who write for them but that's it. They mean nothing. And they can write all the lies they want but no one is reading them and no one cares.

I enjoy responding to them. It's fun. Their attacks have tripled my web site hits. I LOVE IT.

Keep it up. You have absolutely no impact, well more impact than you have self-respect. Your attacks give me bookings for my comedy, generate more reads for my columns in the Jerusalem Post.

Why would I file a libel suit against morons like you when you are the best thing that has happened to KabobFestCharred.com.

Keep it coming, loooosers! : )

Your fan base is just a lot of worthless, ineffective wind.

-- Maklooba Man

Marlene Newesri, a Jew-hater or just another vicious fanatic?

2011-08-02T13:39:00.000-07:00

Marlene Newesri makes no bones about her hatred of anyone who supports compromise and peace. She writes for Ikhras, the hate web site that targets any Palestinians -- mostly Christian, though -- who dare to criticize the failed leadership of the Palestinian extremists, like herself. Newesri has a long history of attacking Ray Hanania who has been a member of ADC for more than 30 years and activist for peace even longer. Newesri has written her vicious diatribes in past articles including in the Arab American News in Detroit, praising Sue Hammad for her own ugly assault against accuracy. (Click to read Newesri's vicious hatred.)

Newesri is one of a growing number of fanatics who okay the race card often, and bend principle to promote their own hateful agenda. She viciously attacks people who are Christian Arab and Jews because of their politics, twisting words around and then pretends that she is the victim of unfair criticism.

Newesri is a fanatic. Her extremism emboldens the worst in Arab society. Her writings are weak and her arguments are even weaker. She lacks a talent as a writer, but when you hate, you really do not need much talent at all.

Newesri is driven by vicious hatred. She can't get her facts right, but never could. Read this report on her idiotic rantings. Click here.

Some people are just so consumed with hatred and venom they can't do anything positive. Newesri is the poster child of the failure that is becoming the Palestinian cause, a bunch of lunatics driven by hatred, racism and ugliness using their venom to silence the moderates in order to achieve self-aggrandizement.

Ikhras is not worth reading. But Newesri is even less significant. She's irrelevant

-- Maklooba Man

More predictions from the coffee grinds about the future of Palestine 10 years from now

2011-07-29T04:51:00.000-07:00

Hanania column: Jerusalem Post: The future of the Middle East from Ray Hanania on Vimeo.

And here are more predictions about the future:

Ikhras will rehash all of its ugly venom against Palestinians and Arabs who support peace, quoting their unreliable loser pals -- Jillian York, Will Youmans, Ismael Haniyeh, Hassan Nasrallah, Al Abunimah, blah, blah blah.

KabobFest writers will have aged 10 years and still have no writing talent. Web traffic to both sites will have remained as flat as they area, and even more lame.

Thanks to their "activism" Palestine will have vanished almost completely and they will be chanting the same old hackneyed slogans: Zionism is racism, Zionist entity, Zionist blah, blah, blah. They will be "cheering" pro-Democracy protests which are seeking to throw out the pro-Hamas Islamists out of countries like Egypt, Syria although they will be protecting Jordan because of family political clout.

Palestinian refugees will have been in their 3rd generation in the diaspora with absolutely no hope of ever returning to their stolen lands and homes, in a large part because losers like York, Abunimah, Ikhras and KabobFest will have so exploited their suffering that it will become meaningless jabber and worthless rhetoric. Their rights will have vanished as the losers continue to exploit the suffering of the refugees for their own selfish interest.

But they won't care because their goal was never to help Palestine. It was to help themselves. To prevent peace. To prevent the creation of a Palestinian State that doesn't give the extremist f-ers the power to control everyone's lives, and worse, because Israel exists and you can't have a Jewish State next to and in Palestine.

Duh! A little too late Jillian loser!

But they don't care. Because that is the point. What happens to the Palestinians is meaningless to them. All they want to do is exploit the Palestinian suffering, not change it. Exploiting it brings them spotlights at fanatic conferences and gives them the microphone at pointless protests and demonstrations that do nothing except harden public rejection of the Palestinian cause.

Good job folks! You have managed to prevent Palestine from existing for another 10 years.

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Ikhras & KabobFest call Anders Behring Breivik "freedom fighter for resistance"

2011-07-25T08:18:00.000-07:00

Anti-Arab hate sites KabobFest and Ikhras today declared that Anders Behrin Breivik a "freedom fighter for resistance." Breivik murdered more than 90 people, mostly teenagers, at a political camp in Norway.

Even though Breivik said he was angry and provoked into action because of the increase of the Muslim population in Norway, KabobFest and Ikhras said "Breivik is a hero not because he was angry about the increased growth of the Muslim community but because he stands for a principle that we support, that violence is justified when it involves a people fighting for his resistance and rights."

Breivik said that he was trying to "free" Norway from Muslim influence and in the spirit of fanatic and extremist Arab suicide bombers, realized it is easier to kill innocent unsuspecting civilians than it is to attack military targets or "the enemy."

Ikhras declared Breivik a "martyr" saying that he was "as good as dead anyway" and that his mission "to fight for the rights of the downtrodden" would result in his eventual execution.

-- Maklooba Man

Ikhras plays games with the truth, fast and furious, undermining the Palestinian cause

2011-07-21T06:35:00.000-07:00

It's not that Thabit al-Araby or Qasim Lufti care about Palestinians. Just read their blog, Ikhras.com. They don't. They hate Palestinians, in fact. They hate them so much that they lie about them, exaggerate facts and make up claims to advance their selfish agenda, receiving funds from activists who hate Israel and the Palestine National Authority.

Their most recent lie, that Ray Hanania is behind a Twitter account called IkhrasHasbara. (Click here to Read their venomous story.)

Of course, Hanania doesn't need to disguise his disdain for liars at Ikhras or their supporters, like Ali Abunimah and Jillian York and a handful of hate-driven activists. (Abunimah used his own Twitter account to bully Hanania recently and many of Abunimah's adoring fans joined in the vicious personal epithets against Hanania. Well, the word "many" is relative. It was a handful of the disjointed followers.)

The truth is that most Palestinians and Arabs who believe in justice reject the hate spewed by Ikhras. Hussein Ibish, one of the Arab World's most scholarly writers and intellectuals, sliced and diced Ikhras recently in his columns. (Click to read the IbishBlog posts.) (Click here to read Ikhras cry-baby response to Ibish. They are such illiterate whiners and babies, aren't they?) (Read our report on Ikhras.)

Ikhras has very few readers, according to the major online sites that measure such stuff like Technorati. But it is hilarious to try to read through their broken English punctuated by outright hatred of anything Jewish, Israel, moderate Palestinian and Ray Hanania. Hanania is one of their biggest targets, of course, because Hanania's columns that are distributed by Creators Syndicate and that appear every Wednesday in the Jerusalem Post are relevant and important to read. In fact, according to Ikhras, Hanania is one of the most important required reads. Everyone interested in Middle East peace should be reading his columns.

(Click here to read Ray Hanania's columns.)

We asked Hanania for his thoughts, and he wrote, "I am flattered that Ikhras has made covering me important. They write more about me than the Washington Post writes about President Barack Obama, so that means I must be important and, more importantly, relevant in the debate about the Palestine-Israel conflict. Ikhras is a hate site and anti-peace. Their purpose is to keep Palestinians living in conflict and limbo so they have a profession. Without Palestinian suffering, Qasim Lufti and Thabet al-Arabi have nothing to do. They have no reason for being, I mean, especially after Yosef Goebbels met his own fate at the end of World War II."

The weak minded attacks from Ikhras have significantly boosted Hanania's web page traffic, mainly from sites that re-post the Ikhras libels.

"Actually, the increased traffic is due to the clearly superior writing and the clarity of thought exhibited in my columns," Hanania said with humility. "Ikhras is insignificant but they make a great place to begin if you want to research things like hatred, anti-Semitism, Jew-hating, anti-Israel, anti-Palestine, libel and other slanders."

Their many lies include the fabricated email exchange which falsely claims Hanania used a homophobic slang word and anti-Arab derogatory adjective.

"Ikhras is the ONLY site that publishes those words and repeats them and I find that offensive. No other site repeats those ugly words except Qasim Lufti and Thabet al-Araby."

And, Ikhras is the only site that has falsely published that Hanania was "removed" from the ADC National Board. Hanania stepped down at the end of his one year term on the National Board and he remains vice president of the burgeoning Chicago ADC Chapter.

But truth, honesty and facts are things that are strangers to Ikhras, Qasim Lufti and Thabet al-Arabi.

"They just lie. They should be called Qezzab! Not Ikhras!

-- Maklooba Man

Two hate sites coudn't get their facts right if the fate of a nation depended on them

2011-07-06T09:09:00.000-07:00

Thankfully, the future of Palestine doesn't depend on the talents of the morons at Ikhras (Qasim Lufti and Thabet al-Arabi) or on the King of Fools Will Youmans, the fanatic who runs KabobFest and helps weaken the credibility of the worthless extremist center in Washington D.C., the "Palestine Center."

Ray Hanania remains a member of ADC and is the vice president of the Chicago Chapter, one of ADC's largest chapters. He declined reappointment to another one year term on the ADC National so he could focus on his writings to skewer the extremist hate groups like Ikhras, KabobFest and other fanatics who exploit the Palestinian cause for their own personal gain and aggrandizement.

Hanania served a full year on the National Board and helped to rebuild Chicago's weakened ADC Chapter, but he is also running for a national seat on the Society of Professional Journlaism (SPJ) where anti-Arab hatred has been rivaled only by the anti-Arab hate sites Ikhras and KabobFest.

"These hate sites dislike me and claim I am irrelevant yet they continue to focus on my efforts so obviously I must not be that irrelevant," Hanania declared. "My columns at Creators Syndicate and the Jerusalem Post reach more than 1.5 million readers every week around the globe and have far more influence on defining the moderate Arab voice than Youmans and his ilk could ever achieve. In fact, in all their years of doing nothing, these fanatics have only helped to undermine Palestinian rights and to keep Palestinians locked away in oppression. Youman, KabobFest, Lufti and alArabi helped make Israel stronger and more of a reality than ever. And I think they do that on purpose because as long as the Palestinians fail to achieve statehood, extremists like Youmans, KabobFest and Ikhras can benefit as phony 'leaders'."

Hanania praised the work of ADC's National Board Chairman Safa Rifka and also the newly named President Warren David.

"ADC National needed a change and Rifka and David are moving forward to make the organization more relevant and to showcase the great work that ADC legal does but that has often gone unnoticed," Hanania said.

"The extremists can scream, yell and write their foolishness all they want. But the truth is they are losers who have failed to do one positive thing for the Palestinian people. Their writing is often incoherent. And while their supporters are loud and boisterous, they are a small segment of the Palestinian community with little ability to impact anything. They are legends in their own minds and that is about the most they can achieve," Hanania said.

"The more they attack me, the more they put a spotlight on my writings and my work and I welcome that attention because it exposes reason and common sense to many people who have been blinded by the ignorance of KabobFest and Ikhras, which have never been fans of ADC, don't care about the civil rights of American Arabs and spend all their time tearing down other Palestinians. Why? Because they are incapable of achieving anything against the challenges presented by Israeli extremism. In a way, they are minions for the Israeli extremist movement which is far more effective."

Hanania said that KabobFest and Ikhras are driven by an anti-Israeli activism that is anti-Semitic and vicious and that often targets him because his wife and son are Jewish.

"They really hate that I write for the Jerusalem Post and that makes me very happy," said Hanania, who has won a dozen major journalism awards for his column writing on defending American Arab rights (two SPJ awards last year) and in appealing to moderate voices in the Israeli, Palestinian, Arab, Muslim, Jewish and Christian communities.

-- Maklooba Man

Ikhras plays the victim card -- hey didn't mean to be mean

2011-06-24T20:23:00.000-07:00

The goofs at the anti-Arab hate site Ikhras, attached at the hip to KabobFest, are whining that they were unfairly attacked by American Arab intellectual Hussein Ibish in a recent blog post. Actually, Ibish skewered them worse than they could ever be skewered. You could see the Ikhras site was smoking in their muddle although they did need some people to help them understand precisely how powerful the knock on their lack of credibility really is. That's okay. Ikhras claims that if you don't speak Arabic, then you are not an Arab, Of course, there are lots of people who speak Arabic who are not Arabs at all. The Ikhras attacks against Arabs who are not fluent in Arabic are reflective of the hate attacks by Israeli settlers who claim that Palestinians don't exist. Same ilk. Same low lifes.

But Ibish noted in a followup that Ali Abunimah, who loves to dish criticism out but plays the victim too, is probably not involved with Ikhras. Ali Abunimah denies any ties to Okhras, which has to be a blow to the Ikhras hate site and their puny illerate writers Qassim Lufti and Thabet al-Arabi. Abunimah attacks a lot of people, and sometimes can't get the facts right either but when people criticize him, he whines to his followers about being criticized and then calls his critics "bile." Wow. Big words.

Well, it's probably true that Abunimah has nothing to do with Ikhras. Afterall, Abunimah is at least articulate in his writings and well spoken, despite our disagreements and his hypocrisies in how he criticizes others. And I still challenge his outspoken criticism of Syria's government but his silence when it comes to the Jordanian Government.

And I am sorry if I criticized him too hard and he took offense, calling him mukhabarat, or being a representative of the Jordanian Government.

After all, Ikhras says I can't speak Arabic (they have no idea what they are talking about of course -- that's all my mother spoke to me as a child). But still, I would love to debate Abunimah anytime and anywhere but I don't think he could handle it. I certainly wouldn't want to injure his fragile ego. I mean, a guy who can hit people so hard has such a soft spot when it comes to criticism of him, might not be able to take it.

So here's to you Ali Abunimah. One day you might just be able to help the Palestinians when you rise up from your hypocrisies and disassociate yourself from people like Ikhras.

Read the Ibish column.

Hussein Ibish has far too much class to be dragged down by Ikhras or Abunimah and his insights are right on the button. Deep down, the Ikhras people are just jealous of Ibish, and maybe Abunimah is a little jealous, too.

-- Maklooba Man

Oooouch! anti-Arab hate site Ikhras takes it up the veracity!

2011-06-23T05:57:00.000-07:00

Ikhras, which in Arabic means "to muzzle," takes a huge hit from the conscience of the American Arab community, Hussein Ibish. Ibish, one of the most talented writers and orators in the American Arab community and maybe in the Arab world -- I know the great orators, I debated the late Abba Eban when I was 22 years old -- lays Ikhras out like a salmon at Seder, the lamb at the Eid al Adhu dinner buffet or the goose at Christmas.

Here's the link: Click here to view the column.

One of the most fascinating aspects of the column is exposing of Ali Abunimah, the son of Jordanian privilege who pretends to be a champion of the pedestrian Palestinian street and the refugees, but is a silverspooned pampered child of aristocracy and privilege. Abunimah comes from a very powerful Jordanian family which might explain why Abunimah is so harsh when he attacks anyone in the Arab World and the American Arab community, except anything that is tied to Jordan.

Abunimah supports the pro-Democracy movements in Syria, Libya and elsehwere but has profited most from the exploitation of the Palestinian suffering at his profitable web site the Electronic Intifada. (Seriously, when Palestinian suffering ever ends, what will Abunimah actually do with himself? Maybe take an ambassadorship from Jordan as a reward for having been silent about abuses in the Hashemite Kingdom against Palestinians and Jordanians.) The Jordanian Mukhabarat is one of the most notorious representing the Jordanian government, next only to those in Libya and Egypt and their old pals, the Shah of Iran. They have been abusive against citizens in Jordan and I don't hear Ali Abunimah speaking out against those civil rights abuses. But he attacks others personally and distorts their words to make his point. (Click here to read how Ali Abunimah distorts facts to make his case against people when he attacks them personally.)

He loves to spout about principle, when it benefits him, but seems silent on all things Jordan.

Called out and slayed, Abunimah. You have been exposed as a hypocrite. Your attacks against ADC only reinforced your foolish and selfish practices.

-- Maklooba Man

KabobFest and Ikhras play the victim role while throwing mud and namecalling

2011-06-11T10:01:00.000-07:00

No one has been more racist in attacking other American Arabs, especially Christian Arabs, than KabobFest and their puppet mini-mes at Ikhras, the web site for illiterate morons. The two group has slandered and defamed everyone but then turn around and pay the victims, complaining about the people they attack who respond to their namecalling by calling them out.

In particular, they are extremely angry and have gone "internet-berserk" over tweets challenging Ali Abunimah who champions criticism of Arab tyrants and dictatorships, except those that employ his relatives. Abunimah's poppy is a bigshot in Jordan where pro-Democracy protests have been smothered, so Ali is silent about the need for Democracy there. And his two faced allies won't raise those issues.

The cabal of extremists online call Ray Hanania "irrelevant" but then spend most of their vicious writing attacking him. Hanania responded, "They can call me whatever they wish. Being called names by them is like being called ugly by a pig." Hanania, who was not involved in the growing controversy involving entertainer Malik Jandali, was brought into the controversy when he criticized those who were invited by ADC to speak at their conference and who then turned around and attacked ADC.

It's the height of hypocrisy that some of the extremists who made their way to the speaking circuit have denounced ADC viciously but when asked if they planned to carry their principle by removing themselves from the ADC conference agenda, the declined.

While ADC tolerates open debate from all sides, the Arab Peanut Gallery (APGs) of extremists openly bully anyone who disagrees with their fanatic ways. And rather than stick to the facts, they distort issues and quotes in order to make themselves look like the injured parties.

It's these fanatics who oppose peace, deny equal voices to those who challenge their unprincipled positions and practice hypocrisy for personal gain that need to be identified. They have no real impact in saving the Palestinians or building a Palestinian State but they sure know how to help keep Palestine destroyed. These fanatics are the best kept secret weapons of the rightwing Israelis who wallow in the APG's mud and filth rhetoric.

-- Maklooba Man

Weinergate: Congressman Anthony Weiner's weenie investigation

2011-05-31T13:03:00.000-07:00

Congressman Anthony Weiner is a dick, but everyone knows that. This week, a picture showing the crotch of a man in underwear was sent to a college student from the Congressman's Twitter account. Weiner says his Twitter account was hacked and initially called for an investigation. Now he says he wants the whole thing to go away.

It's become the fodder of the chatter from rightwing nut jobs and also from the extremist Jew-haters and coddlers at internet sites like Ikhras and KabobFest. Everyone is getting in to the action pointing fingers at everyone else.

Weiner is one of the most extremist New York congressmen when it comes to the Middle East. He's not beyond lying to make a point. Andrew Breitbart, the rightwing maniac who has fabricated news items by extreme-editing, is someone the media is hinting at may have been behind the alleged Hack. I don't think Breitbart is that smart to hack in to Weiner's account.

The picture is disgusting, almost as disgusting as the images of Ikhras founders Qassim Lufti and Thabit alArabi, two of the most illiterate bloggers on the Internet who deny the Holocaust, think that killing civilians is a legitimate form of resistance and believe that the only solution to the Middle East conflict is the destruction of Israel and the ethnic cleansing of Christian Arabs, their favorite targets. (Their big scoop this week: that the Egyptian soldiers had the right to apply a virginity test to protesters. Morons!)

Weiner doesn't care much for Ikhras or KabobFest -- the blogs have very little reach in the blog-o-sphere and barely impact the American Arab community.

The tip of the issue comes down to this, if The Weiner is telling the truth, he's making a mountain out of a molehill. But if he is lying, whose photo is it? And who sent it out. Really?

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The "al-Arabi-Lufti Emails" and how to scam a population

2011-04-05T16:11:00.000-07:00

KabobFestCharred has obtained exclusively an email exchange between Thabit al-Arabi and Qasim Lufti, the two founders of Ikhras, the anti-Arab hate web site. We decided to publish the email exchange to counter the fake emails that they scammed up to attack Ray Hanania, the award winning columnist and internationally acclaimed standup comedian who was nominated by the Chicago Sun-Times for a Pulitzer Prize and who serves on the ADC National Board.

Here's the unedited chain of emails (two sets) that a source name "Mahmoud" provided to KabobFestCharred detailing the deranged, maniacal manipulation of the Ikhras writers. We can't verify them but then, Ikhras can't either.

The language is horrible. So, read only if you have a strong stomach. (Read them in reverse order latest first, oldest last):

-- Maklooba Man

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From: Qasim Lufti [mailto:contact@ikhras.com]

Sent: Monday, April 4, 2011 7:51 AM
To: 'Thabit al-Arabi'
Subject: RE: The ray hanania problem

Okay Thabit. It's done. I've attached it as a file. Check it out and then we'll post.

Qasim

From: Thabit al-Arabi [mailto:goofball@ikhras.com]
Sent: Sunday, April 3, 2011 5:55 PM
To: 'Qasim Lufti'
Subject: RE: The ray hanania problem

Me neither Qasim. I've never been to an ADC meeting. But that doesn't matter. The point is maybe we can use this Hanania guy, bash him with fake emails and then build up our hits on our web site. Why not do the same with Zogby and Ibish?

Thabit

From: Qasim Lufti [mailto:contact@ikhras.com]
Sent: Sunday, April 3, 2011 4:51 PM
To: 'Thabit al-Arabi'
Subject: RE: The ray hanania problem

Yea, Thabit. I hate ADC too. But we need to be nice so we can get them to act. Have you ever been to an ADC meeting? I never have.

Qasim

From: Thabit al-Arabi [mailto:goofball@ikhras.com]
Sent: Sunday, April 3, 2011 1:08 PM
To: 'Qasim Lufti'
Subject: RE: The ray hanania problem

Who cares what women think Qasim? Just make sure the sequence is good and the to and from fields are in order. This guy is hammering us on his KabobFestCharred web site and we need to hammer him back. I'll email the ADC board and make our complaints known, even though I think they suck.

Thabit

From: Qasim Lufti [mailto:contact@ikhras.com]
Sent: Sunday, April 3, 2011 7:38 AM
To: 'Thabit al-Arabi'
Subject: RE: The ray hanania problem

That's easy Thabit. I had my sister help out. She graduated from elementary school so she can help. Although she did say she though that Hanania guy is pretty cool. She saw his online comedy video and couldn't stop laughing. I told her though he hates Muslims, but she wanted proof. I told her to shut-up.

Qasim

From: Thabit al-Arabi [mailto:goofball@ikhras.com]
Sent: Friday, April 1, 2011 12:02 PM
To: 'Qasim Lufti'
Subject: RE: The ray hanania problem

Okay. I got the screen shot and I wen through all the emails exchanges. Make sure they fit chronologically and in sequence. Make sure the dates are right.

Thabit al-Arabi

From: Qasim Lufti [mailto:contact@ikhras.com]
Sent: Friday, April 1, 2011 8:47 AM
To: 'Thabit al-Arabi'
Subject: RE: The ray hanania problem

Thabit, Thabit, Thabit. Knucklehead. Don't worry. No one knows how many people read our site. Perception is reality. I learned that from reading all of Hanania's columns. He's very good by the way. But, he is Christian so we should be able to bash him. And he's married to a Jew. Easy target. Yea. Let's just publish the whole fake email sets. Grab a shot and make it look like it's on your Hotmail account.

Qasim Lufti

From: Thabit al-Arabi [mailto:goofball@ikhras.com]
Sent: Friday, April 1, 2011 6:45 AM
To: 'Qasim Lufti'
Subject: The ray hanania problem

Qasim, I told you we should have published the complete text of the fake emails. No one is doing anything about Hanania. By the way, I am looking at our hit stats and they are still low. Three unique visits per week. I can't fake up more email addresses I'm losing control of the passwords on the Hotmail and Yahoo accounts. Any other bright ideas?

Thabit al-Arabi

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From: Qasim Lufti [mailto:contact@ikhras.com]
Sent: Tuesday, March 22, 2011 5:29 PM
To: 'Thabit al-Arabi'
Subject: RE: The ray hanania problem

You got it buddy. This will be our best scam. Easy as making Maklooba Thabit

Qasim

From: Thabit al-Arabi [mailto:goofball@ikhras.com]
Sent: Saturday, March 19, 2011 5:30 PM
To: 'Qasim Lufti'
Subject: RE: The ray hanania problem

Love it Qasim. Let’s just say he called someone a rag-head. He’s a member of ADC so that would be a great way to discredit him.

Thabit

From: Qasim Lufti [mailto:contact@ikhras.com]
Sent: Thursday, March 17, 2011 5:05 PM
To: 'Thabit al-Arabi'
Subject: RE: The ray hanania problem

Yea Thabit-baby. You’re so clever. And you never finished 2^nd grade? Wow. It just goes to prove that any idiot can be a writer. Oh. Let’s add some racy stuff like bashing Gays, although maybe that will give Hanania some sympathy. Let’s consider it. We don’t want to upset the Muslims. It’s okay to bash Christians. No one cares, not even Americans.

Qasim

From: Thabit al-Arabi [mailto:goofball@ikhras.com]
Sent: Wednesday, March 16, 2011 11:25 PM
To: 'Qasim Lufti'
Subject: RE: The ray hanania problem

You do some research Qasim and see what we can come up with and we can do our first column this week. Let’s also bash the American Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee (ADC) and Hussein Ibish and Jim Zogby and anyone else who supports peace and is a Jew-loving Zionist sympathizer. What do you think?

Thabit

From: Qasim Lufti [mailto:contact@ikhras.com]
Sent: Sunday, March 13, 2011 8:21 AM
To: 'Thabit al-Arabi'
Subject: RE: The ray hanania problem

That’s clever Thabit. No wonder you’re the genius in this relationship … man you are good.

Qasim

From: Thabit al-Arabi [mailto:goofball@ikhras.com]
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2011 5:26 PM
To: 'Qasim Lufti'
Subject: RE: The ray hanania problem

I’ll get a friend in Hamas to front the money and we can set up a web site. Do you speak Arabic? We need an Arabic word, something like shut-up.

Thabit al-Arabi

From: Qasim Lufti [mailto:contact@ikhras.com]
Sent: Thursday, March 10, 2011 1:15 PM
To: 'Thabit al-Arabi'
Subject: RE: The ray hanania problem

Great idea Thabit … that Hanania is such a great writer, we have to do something. Otherwise, eventually we will lose all the fanatics who support us. We might have peace. So let’s do it.

Qasim Lufti

From: Thabit al-Arabi [mailto:goofball@ikhras.com]
Sent: Tuesday, March 8, 2011 3:45 AM
To: 'Qasim Lufti'
Subject: The ray hanania problem

Hey Qasim … we need to do something about that Jew-loving Hanania. His columns are read by everyone. What do you think? Set up a satire page, maybe one that’s better than KabobFest?

Thabit al-Arabi

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Ikhras emails phony and fake, like everything else they represent

2011-04-05T05:34:00.000-07:00

Ikhras and KabobFest, the two anti-Arab hate sites on the Internet (just read how they assault and slander all sorts of Arabs, mostly Christian Arabs, of course) continue their campaign of lies. As usual. They are not even creative. Very untalented. And so transparent.

Ray Hanania is one of their main targets because his columns are read by hundreds of thousands of people in the Middle East each week at the Jerusalem Post and at PalestineNote.com. The columns are distributed by Creators Syndicate.

Ikhras, in contrast, is like a mud puddle along the curb that people step in and shake their foot with a shrug.

The two Ikhras writers are Qasim Lufti and Thabit al-Arabi, probably fake names like the names and words on their claimed release of emails. It is so easy for them to distort and lie and Hanania understands that their small handful of hate followers will believe everything they write against me and against others, but so be it. The majority of people understand the history of these two people. And Hanania appreciates all their support.

Not your best shot, Ikhras. But nice try at lying. KabobFest will probably run the lies too, but they are as fake as is the lack of interest or dedication to the Palestinian Cause that both hate web sites exploit and damage with each and everyone fake word they write.

-- Maklooba Man

Ikhras and KabobFest defend Qadhafi (Gaddafi) and engage in Gay-bashing

2011-03-22T06:01:00.000-07:00

Ikhras modernday Nazi storm-troopers who have never picked up a gun to defend anything have added Gay Bashing to their litany of attacks against Jews, Arab who support compromise with Israelis, anti-Semitism and lying. But worse, they are defending Moammar Qadhafi, who is engaging in the killing of other Arabs.

Maybe Ikhras and KabobFest are a part of the Qadhafi regime, receiving funds from Libya?

Their attacks against Arab Americans are difficult to discern because the writing is so poor, but Ikhras mobsters Qasim Lufti and Thabit al-Arabi, and KabobFest dancer Will Youmans all believe in one thing: it is better to hate and to lie than to admit they are failures. Since they have done nothing to defend the Palestinian Cause that they constantly embarrass, they distract people by penning ugly hate campaigns.

In a way, they are worse than the people they slam because their efforts help to undermine the Palestinian cause.

Good jobs Thabit and Qasim and Will. You can't help Palestine so why not just tear it down with lies, exaggerations and anti-Semitic hatred that you pass off as political analysis.

-- Maklooba Man

Ikhras and KabobFest fake up emails and more lies, as usual

2011-03-22T05:35:00.000-07:00

Incapable of helping the Palestinian cause they claim to adore and support, Ikhras and KabobFest stumble through blog writing to attack American Arabs who disagree with. In some cases, as in the case of Ray Hanania, they attack their targets because they are married to Jews or have said good things about Jews and even Israelis.

The latest campaign of lies from Ikhras and KabobFest involve a series of fake emails they sent and then edited once Hanania replied, a simple process apparently for web blogs that have no scruples, principles or morals and have to lie to gain readers.

Here's a link to Hanania's response to the Ikhras lies on regarding the use of the phrase "rag head." Click here to read.

"All Ikhras and KabobFest are doing is helping me gain more exposure and readers and when people read what I write they always are shocked and recognize the lies at Ikhras and KabobFest. They recognize the two hate sites are driven by lies and false statements," Hanania said.

"The irony is that while I have spent 35 years working for the Palestinian cause, Ikhras and KabobFest spend all their time attacking other Arabs, Muslims and people from the Middle East. Their web sites are filled with anti-Arab and anti-Muslim epithets but the reality is no one will waste their time reading through their hate writings. It's not worth it."

KabobFest Charred appreciates the growth in our readership and is designed specifically to respond to Ikhras and KabobFest to point out their many lies and examples of their frequent racist hatred.

-- Maklooba Man

Ikhras fakes up emails against Ray Hanania in threatening letters

2011-03-15T06:14:00.000-07:00

Ikhras members Thabit al-Arabi and Qasim Lufti have launched a campaign of new lies fabricating a series of emails and claiming they were authored by Ray Hanania.

The attacks are the latest in a series of slanderous namecalling by the two activists who have targeted Hanania because his wife is Jewish and he supports compromise based on two-states.

"I am proud of the fact that I have spent 35 years defending the rights of Palestinians, Arabs, Christian and Muslim Arabs, and also standing up for the rights of Jews and in doing so I recognize that I am going to be attacked by fanatics on all sides," Hanania said. "The writers at Ikhras and KabobFest and no-talent failed activists who have never done one important or significant thing to help the Palestinian people, to defend the rights of Muslims and Arabs or to support peace.

Hanania compared the hatred of al-Arabi, Lufti, Ikhras and KabobFest to the hatred displayed by New York Congressman Peter King who is hosting anti-Arab and anti-Muslim hate hearings in Washington D.C. targeting Arabs and Muslims in America.

"There is no doubt that Thabit al-Arabi and Qasim Lufti are driven by anti-Semitism. It's throughout their writing. But they also have engaged in anti-Arab and Anti-Muslim slander, attacking me repeatedly with false claims and namecalling and anti-Arab adjectives to bolster what they call 'fun and satire'," Hanania said in a statement in response to the continued Ikhras hate crime attacks.

"Every time they post an attack, I respond here. It doesn't matter if the attacks are from Ikhras or from KabobFest, the two blogs are basically coordinated by the same group of haters and fanatics. They hate the fact that I challenge in a very loud voice in widely distributed and read columns their kind of extremism, and extremism that is intended to keep the Palestinian refugees in their suffering and destitution in order that they might exploit it for their own personal benefit."

Hanania added, "Neither web site cares about accuracy or truth. They have lied about everything from the start and used terrible, often inarticulately constructed namecalling to attack me. That's the best they can do and while it is entertaining, it is tragic that a group of Arabs would spend all their energy attacking other Arabs -- not just me. They show how incapable they are in confronting the Israeli oppression of the Palestinian people. They claim to care for the Palestinians but in reality, they don't because none of their energies are spent defending Palestinians."

Hanania said that the two web sites constantly fabricate lies as a means of continuing their more than two year long attack on Hanania because of his political views.

"The bottom line is they are Hamas supporters who oppose freedoms for any secular Muslims or Christian Arabs. That and their hatred of Jews is driving all of their writing. I'd tell you to read their blogs at Ikhras and KabobFest but the hatred is so ugly it's really not worth reading," Hanania said.

"Their attacks don't bother me in the slightest. I'm happy to respond to their lies with satire and accuracy and responses that expose them for who they are," Hanania said.

The only anti-Arab phrases used in this back and forth have been by Ikhras and KabobFest.

"That's what they do. That's the only talent they have," Hanania said.

"Everything they have published are lies as usual. I am especially proud of the MANY awards of I have received for journalism including being nominated by the Chicago Sun-Times for a Pulitzer Prize for a Four Part Series defending the rights of Palestinians during the first Intifada. It's something I am very proud of doing, writing a story in the 1990s that was never told before that time in an American newspaper. It's the kind of writing you won't find at the hate sites Ikhras and KabobFest," Hanania said.

-- Maklooba Man

Will Youmans bawls like a baby at Congressman Peter King anti-Muslim hearings

2011-03-11T08:03:00.000-08:00

Saying that he was so honored that someone had finally recognized him, Will Youmans, who continues to struggle as an inarticulate rapper, told members of the Hate Islam Hearings organized by New York Congressman Peter King that this moment was bigger than the night his prom date, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Jr., took him to the dance at Michigan State University at Ann Arbor.

The King hearings were called to explore the threat of radical Islam and Youmans said he was ebullient that he had been identified as a Muslim, let alone a terrorist threat.

"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you," Youmans' gushed as tears diluted his mascara and blotched his blotchy cheeks.

"I have been on a mission of self-promotion for years and although I have performed for audiences that drew tens of crowds, this moment is a high mark for me. It's better than the time I went to the prom with Thabit al-Arabi and held his hand as we danced to the Enchantment Under the Sea song. Thabit lost the coin toss and had to wear the burqa. But that only allowed me to show off my mascara. Do you think emerald green looks good on me Mr. Peter?"

Youmans detailed his personal struggles, being rejected for membership in the Jabha al-Shabiyya and having to wander campuses across America in hopes of organizing anti-Israel rallies that he could use to create events he could perform at.

"Thank Allah for hate," Youmans cried. "If it wasn't for hate where would I be today? Hate has made me what I am. I am so proud of you Mr. Peter that you would call these public hearings so that for once, I can actually be invited without having to organize the event myself."

Youmans was escorted from the podium by al-Arabi and Qasim Lufti, who were wearing matching, brilliant red dresses with sequins designed by Um Kalthoum.

"Um baby is my idol," Youmans gushed. "To see my dear friends from Ikhras, Thabit and Qasim come here dressed in an Um Kalthoum designer gown only makes me want to cry even more."

-- Maklooba Man

KabobFest Founder and Ikhras house pet Will Youmans testifies in support of restrictions on Muslims at King Hearings

2011-03-10T05:22:00.000-08:00

Will Youmans, who struggles to perform as the "Iron Sheik" (a play on words as he wears a full body rubber condom from his sponsor Sheik Condoms during his performances), announced he supports the hearings being sponsored by New York Congressman Peter King. Youmans will be one of the first witnesses and he is expected to provide inside information on the formation of the two hate sites he supports and founded, KabobFest and Ikhras.

"We're very excited that Youmans will be testifying," King said in a press release Wednesday, the day before the hearings on how Muslims are inciting terrorism in America. "Youman's is the poster-girl for Islamic terrorism, running one of the most terrorizing literary sites on the Internet, despite its many grammar and spelling errors. Hey, Youman's is a Mohammadan and English is his 4th language. Fourth language. Like a fourth wife."

King and his supporters, David Duke, Ariel Sharon and James O'Keefe who, working with Youmans helped produce the video sting on NPR salesman Ron Schiller, all chuckled at King's joke.

"It's one of Youmans'favorites," King laughed.

Youmans has been on a mission to undermine the Palestinian cause, commit the Palestinian refugees to a lifetime of refugee status so that he and his friends can profit from their suffering. But King said that the issue is further proof that he is not "anti-Moslem" because he supports Will Youmans.

"I am just hoping we can get him to do that salacious hootchie-cootchie dance that he does on stage when he is rapping and everyone is sitting there in stilled shock and silence.

Youmans is the "brains" behind KabobFest and Ikhras, two sites that fabricate stories and information and facts in their Don Quixote quest to be funny.

"They are not funny at all," said Libya President Moammar Qadhafi. "Youmans is serious mensiff. I mean, when I hesitated to order my planes to kill those protesters, Youmans yelled like an old lady at a funeral, ululating in horror that I would miss an opportunity to slam other Arabs and Muslims. I think Youmans said pretty eloquently 'dat's what I do do.' That's why I love Youmans," Gadhafi chuckled.

Gadhafi also said he thought Youmans looked "cute" in that rubberized Speedo from Sheik that he wears on stage. "The blue one with the sequins are beautiful," Gadhafi's son Saif, who spent many nights with Youmans in Tripoli's night clubs, added.

Youmans also announced that the claims that Ray Hanania did not get nominated for a Pulitzer Prize were in fact a lie that KabobFest created because when you bring all the KabobFest writers together, their brains barely can fill an expertly hollowed-out potato or squash.

"Hanania was nominated for a Pulitzer Prize by the Chicago Sun-Times for his four-part series exposing the suffering of the Palestinians under Israeli occupation during the first Intifada. We hate Hanania because he was the only journalist to write about the Palestinians in a major newspaper and while we did our best to complain to the newspaper, it didn't work," Youmans confessed.

"We couldn't write a letter to the editor because, you know, our English is deficit. So KabobFest and Ikhras both apologize to Mr. Hanania for writing the lie. It's the only thing we could come up with. We tried. We brainstormed for many nights. Well, it wasn't a storm at all. But I did get to wear my rubber Sheik outfit on stage for the boys at KabobFest and Ikhras and you know how they loved that!"

Youmans also announced that despite many unread postings, Hanania will not be on Dancing with the Stars and never was a contender. In fact, Youmans was to be the dancer but his partner, Charlie Sheen, had a meltdown in public the other day over the cancellation of his TV sitcom Two and a Half Men. Youmans said he tried out for the sitcom because he is only half a man; he thought having an illiterate buffoon who can't write or speak would make the show funnier.

"Actually, it wasn't Hanania on DWTS. It was me. I was rejected. I've been trying my best to get publicity for myself for years. I even worked at the Palestine Center pretending to be a communications writer, but as everyone knows who reads KabobFest, I can't write. I didn't know I couldn't write because I couldn't read," Youmans said.

Youmans said he will leave all of the postings on KabobFest as a part of his effort to expose Muslims as alcoholics -- "I wrote extensively about that on my latest KabobFest posting," Youmans said -- and he would go ahead an appear as the quintessential Islamic radical to help Congressman King make his point.

"Oh, and I want to apologize to Hanania for attacking his seat on the National ADC Board. We lied so much saying that he was anti-Arab and anti-Muslim and sent in all three of those protest letters and made those five phone calls, but the truth is we're more racist than he ever was. Hanania is very supportive of the Palestinians and the American Moslem community and I think jealousy drove us to attack him," Youmans said.

Youmans will be joined by conjoined twins Qasim Lufti and Thabit al-Arabi at the hearings. Lufti and al-Arabi will be demonstrating how some Arab fanatics wear burqas and face-veils.

"We love to wear the burqas," Qasim giggled while Thabit sucked on his thumb. "We cover everything, except our ignorances, don't we Thabit?"

"Well, we don't cover how stupid we are, Qasim," Thabit chortled.

Youmans, Qasim and Thabit then put their arms on their shoulders and started to dance the Hora to the Israeli national anthem, and started singing their favorite refrain, off-key, "We hate Jews because Jews are easy to hate. Jews. Jews. Jews. Anti-Semitism is fun."

Before long, King wrapped his arms around Youmans and said, "Look. I hate Jews too but I can't get elected saying that in New York. So, guys, let's focus on the real issue here. Do you wear anything under that Berqa Qasim? Because when I said I will be exposing Islamic terrorism, I really meant we were going to be doing some exposing."

"Oh darn," Thabit exclaimed on his toes. "I dropped my most precious cargo. A locket of Ariel Sharon's hair. He gave it to me personally when I helped him up in Lebanon to figure out which refugee camp was which. He wanted to attack Jisr al-Basha but I told him he should focus on Sabra and Shatilla. He thought they were just hummus joints."

-- Maklooba Man

Qasim Lutfi exposed as Ikhras and KabobFest slinker

2011-03-06T04:28:00.000-08:00

Qasim Lufti, a moron, has been exposed as the literary genius behind such phrases on Ikhras "who learned you English." The hate web site helps to popularize their targets and undermines the rights of the Palestinian people, sentencing the Palestinian refugees to a lifetime of squaller, destitution and hopelessness -- I mean, if Thabit al-Arabi and Qasim Lufti are in charge, you know that the only thing they can do is undermine Palestinian rights.

Their web site Ikhras, a sister site of the hate web site KabobFest, publishes lies and propaganda. Some people believe it is a part of the Israeli Mossad, but they are so talentless, it is hard to believe the Mossad would write so poorly. They are definitely not CIA< but they could be Mukhabarat, working for the former dictator of Egypt, Husni Mubarak, to undermine the pro-Democracy movement there, or even Moammar Qadhafi.

They cheer Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the tyrant of Iran and they support torture, at least in the way they write.

They have been thrown off of Facebook and most web sites.

They can usually be found at the Stars & Bucks franchise serving tea in Tehran, but usually in Portugal where their site is registered. Say hello and then kick them in the balls -- assuming they have any. And tell that MIMichigan Moron that he's hiding nothing, including his failed career. Jew-hating and Arab-hating lead nowhere, except to KabobFest and Ikhras.

Check out the Facebook Group KabobFest is just not funny, Lufti and al-Arabi have become poster refugees there.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=281213932618

-- Maklooba Man

Thabit al-Arabi and Ikhras thrown off of Facebook for inciting hatred

2011-03-02T08:55:00.000-08:00

Thabit al-Arabi, the illiterate fool who throws the proverbial shoe with the cow-crap still on it (usually put there by him) and his Facebook page for Ikhras have been booted from Facebook and most of the major social networking sites for his anti-Semitism and hatred of all things Arab and Muslim.

The fanatic scribbler who co-launched Ikhras is ridiculed often and his writings occasionally appear on underground web sites in the circles of Jew-haters, Christian-haters and Muslim-Haters.

Thabit doesn't publish his photograph probably because he is as ugly as his writing, and he won't give anyone an email fearing that the public might rise in protest against his illogical garbage that he posts. But like all cowards afraid to standup and claim credit for their literary trash -- illiterate trash -- Thabit hides and cowers afraid to stand up for his hateful writings.

But we have his photograph:

Thabit al-Arabi

But the hate doesn't bother him as much as his inaccuracies and lies. His writings are among the most under-researched on the bloggo-sphere. They are ridiculed, even by his cohorts at KabobFest, which runs only third as the Internet's worst hate site (behind only JihadWatch, which runs second behind Ikhras.)

Congratulations Thabit -- also called Pig Vomit by Howard Stern on his radio show. You are now branded as the fool that you are.

Any web site that publishes his hateful anti-Jewish and anti-Palestinian writings should be ashamed of themselves. And they probably are!

-- Maklooba Man

KabobFest and Ikhras, which are attached at the hip, are hate sites that seek to silence diversity and tolerance of all views

2011-03-02T06:26:00.000-08:00

Kabobfest's dictators and tyrants have published another ignorant essay attacking Ray Hanania personally -- as they always do. It's called what "Irks us" about Ray Hanania.

The essay is stupid, poorly written and intended to breed more divisions among Palestinians. They KabobFest bloggers are talentless, illiterate tyrants who refuse to discuss issues openly and prefer to attack people, rather than discuss the issues.

That's their M.O. They hide behind the walls of the Palestine Center in Washington D.C. claiming they support Democracy in Palestine. KabobFest and Ikhras are the antithesis of Democracy. They are more like Mubarak and Qadhafi and the rest of the Arab World tyrants. They want to silence pro-Democracy voices, impose their fanaticism, and brutalize anyone who challenges their ignorance -- and they are ignorant.

But Hanania has issued many statements thanking KabobFest and Ikhras for their writings, which demonstrate their life-long difficulty with the English language. The attacks have made Ray Hanania better known and his writings are now more read even by some of the KabobFest and Ikhras mob and those writings (which have won many mainstream journalism awards) are changing minds and influencing Palestinians to wakeup from their extremist slumber. Break free from the fanatics like those morons at Ikhras and KabobFest.

We should thank KabobFest and Ikhras for giving Ray Hanania an even bigger stage from which he can disseminate his articulate and award winning and reasoned and common sense views. You won't find them at KabobFest and Ikhras which spend all their talentless time wasted on namecalling and personal attacks, pretending that they are discussing the issues.

-- Maklooba Man

Ikhras, KabobFest and "Uprooted Palestinians" to lead testimony against Muslims at King Hearings

2011-02-27T06:45:00.000-08:00

Despite their mental challenges and lifelong difficulties with the English language, and, despite their inarticulate and awkward writing, operatives at Ikhras, KabobFest and "Uprooted Palestinians" will be among the anti-Muslim fanatics invited to testify at the congressional hearings on "Islamic extremism" hosted by Long Island Hate Republican Peter King.

King said he is a big follower of the Palestinian Zionists, failed comedians and successful violators of Arab civil rights at Ikhras and KabobFest. King said that one of Ikhras' biggest fans is Moammar Qaddafi and his violent son Saif.

"I get all my information on radicalized Muslims from the Ikhras web site. It's very motivating, especially for those like me who hate Arabs and Muslims," said King, the Long Island hatemonger. "Why shouldn't they be allowed to testify. Look at how open they are when it comes to open debate and discussion. I just asked them to please leave their little piglet wives back at the canvas tents in Portugal. It's enough they stink let alone having to smell the others."

King said that he was inspired to invite Ikhras, KabobFest and Uprooted Palestinians by Zuhdi Jasser, a lackey for the conservative fanatics. Many observers say that Jasser is every anti-Muslim's favorite witness, with a history of bashing Muslims and Arabs often reposted on the Ikhras and KabobFest sites.

"I didn't consider the site Uprooted Palestinians to join us at first, but my friends at Ikhras explained that web site is actually a phony mirror site of Ikhras created to give the false impression that Ikhras and KabobFest -- the mouthpiece of the failed Palestine Center activist center in Washington DC -- have wide appeal," King insisted after spitting on the ground and then grinding it into the ground with his right shoe.

"Hey, I learned that spitting technique from Ikhras when we all went out to enjoy Matzoh at an Israeli Deli. One of the Ikhras uncles actually owns it and is a member of the Irgun, related to Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel."

KabobFest, which lacks the ability to write creatively and cleverly, couldn't figure out what to say when contacted. They said they would read Ihkras and then reprint whatever they write. Ikhras' Palestinian Likudnicks said they were waiting for someone to buy a dictionary so they could look up the word puerile.

"That's a tough word for Balestinian like nihnah. Us. We speak the English. By da way, who learned you English Habibi? Oh, we can't speak long -- or at all in Americanee -- we have to run to bash some Jews and pretend that it's an anti-Semitism act," a spokesman for Ikhras mumbled in broken English, carrying placards that read "Down with the Jewdaisms, Zionisms and Ikhrasisms."

"We throw that last one in about us to make believe that we are not who we are," the Ikhras spokesman said while wiping drool from the right side of his mouth.

"Hey. After we beat up on the Jews, maybe we can go grab some Hummus. My daddy is very rich -- don't tell no one because we pretend, yes, we are proletariatisms. He works for the Jordanian government as a diplomat. That's why we have to be anonymisms," the overweight Ikhras slob grunted.

Ikhras has one fan, an anonymous emailer who pretends he is Muslim from Michigan but is in fact a failed lawyer in Washington DC.

We reached out to Ray Hanania, who is often showcased on Ikhras and KabobFest -- they have done wonders to increase his popularity -- but Hanania said he doesn't suffer fools very well and ignores the Ikhras phonies.

-- Makloobah Man

Pro-Democracy protesters rally outside Palaces of KabobFest and Ikhras

2011-02-21T08:06:00.000-08:00

A report from KabobFest Tahrir Square

Pro-Democracy protesters surrounded the offices of KabobFest and Ikhras demanding an end to the oppression and tyranny of the two hate-web sites.

The protesters chanted phrases such as "Khiyan, Khiyan ya KabobFest." And "Ikhras, abe alaik."

The protesters were met with a barrage of verbal sniper fire and were bludgeoned with clubs of poor literature, bad grammar and very untalented prose.

A protest leader at Tahrir Square outside of the KabobFest and Ikhras offices vowed, "They cannot intimidate us with their dirty language and poor writing. These are the children of privilege and royalty from Jordan and landowners in Palestine who live in wealth and pretend to care about the Palestinian refugees who they condemn to live in squaller in the refugee camps. "Hywanknot hatholl!" the protesters chanted.

The response from KabobFest and Ikhras was to publish more drivel and organize another self-serving, worthless event at the Palestine Center in Washington D.C. where five people showed up in "solidarity." One of the "speakers," the inarticulate Iron Sheik read his lyrics to the crowd as he stumbled through complex sentences and words with more than one syllable.

The Ikhras haters responded saying, "We can speaken the Arabic language more better than other peoples American and we Palestine love freedom for refugees and hate Zionist entity Israel Jews."

-- Maklooba Man

Ikhras declares Jared Loughner Shaheed -- "Martyr"

2011-01-13T10:46:00.000-08:00

The hate web site Ikhras today declared Jared Loughner, who shot and killed six people in an assault on Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, a "martyr" stating that his "courage" symbolized all that the Ikhras hate site and their movement hopes to aspire to one day.

Ikhras was created by several elementary school dropouts from the Saddam Hussein School for Dictatorship and the Joseph Goebbels school for Propaganda and Lies and has become the symbol of the pro-Hezbollah and pro-Hamas terrorist organizations.

In a statement issued by Ikhras and then re-edited by several elementary school teachers, Ikhras spokesperson Ihmar abu-Khunzeer explained, "Ya'anni, we try much to do bad things. Down with Amerikha! Down with the Zionist conspiracy racist Jewish international conspiracy. We have much important to say. Many things. Yalla. We kill, kill, kill."

Abu-Khunzeer said that every time someone visits their Ikhras web site, money is collected through Google Ads to purchase backpacks and strap-on pocket holders.

"We beg you to please help us increase our web traffic. The Zionist conspiracy non-entity Ray Hanania must be stopped and we have dedicated our miserable lives to stop him from bringing peace to the region. We must stop the Hanania's in whatever formation they exist and encourage more like Loughner to stand up and attack at the heart of the Zionist Entity," Abu-Khunzeer snorted.

After the press conference, Abu-Khunzeer and his writing assistants went to a strip club to celebrate in honor of Mohammed Ata and al-Qaeda.

-- Maklooba Man

Ikhras announces it is hiring Debbie Schlussel to help push their anti-Muslim and anti-Arab agenda

2011-01-07T05:40:00.000-08:00

The hate web site Ikhras announced this week that they are hiring Debbie Schlussel as their spokesperson saying no one better exemplifies the hatred of Arabs and Muslims better than in her writings.

This week, CAIR filed a lawsuit against Schlussel challenging her anti-Muslim actions. Click here to read about the lawsuit.

"We are appalled that CAIR Michigan would assault Debbie Schlussel," officials at Ikhras announced. "She exemplifies everything that we believe in in terms of bigotry and racism and hatred. We love Debbie and we love her writings."

Officials at the Ikhras hate web site said that it was unfortunate that she was being targeted because "We at Ikhras engage in the same kind of hate, although mainly anti-Christian hatred. We view Debbie Schlussel as an icon of freedom of speech."

Ikhras said it would organize a fundraiser to support Schlussel's battle against CAIR and against her Arab critics.

"She has a right to free speech even if it is hatred," Ikhras officials said. "Us, too."

-- Maklooba Man

KabobFest and Ikhras claim victory as Israel blocks Two-States

2010-11-23T03:58:00.000-08:00

Israel's fanatics adopted a law this week that prevents the establishment of a Palestinian State, declaring that East Jerusalem can never be compromised unless a super majority of Israelis approve it.

It's the death knell of peace and the decision was hailed with a combined party celebrated at the offices of Ikhras and KabobFest at the Washington Palestine Center. As the celebrants danced with the jabala's pulled high in to the air as if they were enjoying an airport security screening -- or maybe doing the pat downs themselves -- they sung songs cheering their future and declaring that their future was saved.

"Our jobs will be saved. Conflict is the answer to unemployment in the Middle East," conflict Ikhras spokesman Khunzeer Abu-Ihmar declared. "We were concerned we would all be out of work but now that conflict is a certainty and we can send little children back to their deaths and lock down the destitute and forlorn Palestinian refugees in their mire, we will be able to secure grants, money and hold programs promoting hatred, exploiting emotions and basically creating more mayhem. Mayhem is good for us. It creates more jobs. Allows us to pay for our Western lifestyles and be able to denounce those lifestyles. It is the perfect storm for us."

Ikhras spokesman Khunzeer Abu-Ihmar then began a rendition of Ray Hanania's enthusiastic chant, "Luuuuu luuuuu luuuuu luuuuu luuuuu," declaring. It actually does sound funny. Seven thousand Chicagoans can't be all wrong.

The Palestine Center also cheered saying that it was worried that a genuine peace would make their organization irrelevant.

"Our goal is not peace. Our goal is self-preservation as an organization that uses Palestinian charity moneys and donations. Peace would be the end of us," said Palestine Center rapper Billy Yo-Mans. "Yea baby. I have more gigs. It's a small sacrifice to have the Palestinian refugees remain in their ghettos. Why not? They have been used to it for three generations or more. They don't know the difference. Screaming and yelling and anger and suffering are good for the soul. It cleanses out hope and makes my life so much more successful."

Khunzeer Abu-Ihmar added that he would even pop for lessons in writing in English and might buy a Mercedes.

"This is a time to celebrate. If Palestinians can't have everything, then why should the Israelis have anything. t's only fair," Khunzeer Abu-Ihmar declared.

At which time Bill Yo-Mans, leaders of the Palestine Center in Washington DC and the Ikhras arm-chair revolutionaries pulled out their Gold-Plated Hamas Made scissors and proceeded to cut of their noses to spite their already spiteful faces.

-- Maklooba Man

Helen Thomas is a hero slandered because of her fierce independence

2010-11-18T11:54:00.001-08:00

Helen Thomas is a hero. For more than 57 years, she has stood up to all forms of discrimination. First as a woman journalist in a man's world. Second as a fiercely objective journalist who questioned every President From Eisenhower to Obama with the same principles of justice, objectivity and balance. And Third, she is a hero because she has stood up to the onslaught of ugly name-calling from extremists in the American Jewish Community who are not happy kicking Palestinians out of Palestine, they want to kick them out of America, too.

Tonight, Thomas will receive among many honors the Dr. M.T. Mehdi Courage in Journalism Award. The award was established in 1999 to honor the work of journalists who have stood up to hatred, fear mongering, defamation and slander because of their work. It is presented to journalists who have shown courage in speaking and writing the truth in the face of overwhelming public anger.

It is so easy for many mainstream American journalists to remain silent, rather than to expose the hypocrisies in American society, especially after the terrorism of Sept. 11, 2001. It is easy because the hatred and racism against Arabs and Muslims in America has reached an unprecedented height. Arabs and Muslims are easy prey for racists and bigots because the American public is so uneducated about truth and accuracy and they are fed a constant stream of lies from the mainstream American media.

And those Arabs and Muslims who dare to challenge the lies in the coverage of the rights of the Palestinian people are even easier to target because on top of the bigots and racists who attack Arabs and Muslims, American Jews often also join in the assaults against morality and ethics.

You can read the blog called Elder of Ziyon, an often racistly anti-Arab and anti-Muslim hate site to see this hypocrisy at work. (Click here to read their most recent hateful post.)

On the one hand, the writer argues that Helen Thomas did not say that Jews should get out of the occupied territory, making the precision of the words their strongest case. And then they hypocritically violate principle, morality and even truth, arguing that Helen Thomas said that Jews should get out of Israel. The fact is Helen Thomas NEVER used the word "Jews." She was asked by a racist rabbi what Israelis should do and she said "Get the hell out of Palestine."

The most outrageous example of bigotry and racist hate comes from Morton Klein, the head of the Zionist Organization of America. His history of racism and bigotry is shameful. Klein could care less about the truth. He is more concerned with protecting a foreign country rather than defending Americans from bigotry and racism. Klein prefers to defend Israel and he hates Helen Thomas for the very reason she deserves to be honored tonight by the American Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee (ADC, www.ADC.org)and the National Arab American Journalists Association (www.NAAJA-US.com).

More than any other journalist, Helen Thomas was not afraid to challenge the hypocrisies and lies about Palestinians and Arabs and Muslims. She often asked the tough questions of Presidents exposing the hypocrisies of American Foreign policy that sacrificed truth and ethics for political bias towards one foreign country called Israel. And her colleagues, who rarely reported on her courageous challenges, shouted her down with their ugly silence and unprofessional and unjournalistic conduct.

NAAJA salutes Helen Thomas and American Arabs who refuse to be shouted down by bigots, demagogues and hatemongers like Morton Klein and others all because they have DARED to challenge the political polices of a foreign government, Israel.

-- Ray Hanania

www.RadioChicagoland.com

Ikhras and KabobFest seek license to wed

2010-11-15T06:34:00.000-08:00

Take THAT Ikhras and KabobFest losers. They can't even spell properly. They exploit the suffering of the Palestinian people so they can have careers -- and all they can do is attack other Palestinians.

Despite their lies about my performance at the Rally to Restore Sanity satellite rally that drew 7,000 people, my comedy performance was TOP NOTCH and hilarious. The only booing came from a handful of people who were upseta nd complained because I wore a black and white kiffeyeh around my shoulders as I served as emcee and then performed comedy.

Here's a link to a review of my comedy. Click here.

Ikhras losers!!!!!

-- Maklooba Man

Christian Leaders denounce Ikhras as anti-Christian and anti-Arab

2010-11-11T17:46:00.000-08:00

Leaders of the Christian Ecumenical Organization voted unanimously at their November board meeting in Dallas to denounce as anti-Christian several web sites and organizations, specifically naming Ikhras, the hate web site, as one of the most virulently anti-Christian sites on the Internet.

"Ikhras goes out of its way to target Christian Arabs who speak out on major issues involving the Arab and Palestinian community,"said the Rev. Joseph Hafeena Mubrook, chairman of the CEO.

"It's rhetoric relies on the old blood libels about Christians, the view that the only good Christian is a silent obedient Christian. Christian Arabs have rights and American Muslims should stand up and defend them, and not remain silent when these hate sites attack and defame Christian Arab activists."

The organization, representing more than 450 Arab Christian Churches in America, said that Ikhras and 15 other online web sites, should be protested by American Arabs and Muslims.

"It is time for American Muslims to speak out against the vicious rhetoric of Ikhras and other similarly anti-Christian web sites," Mubrook said during the board meeting.

Click here for more information.

-- Maklooba Man

Three stooges at Ikhras launch their own Tea Party in the Islamic World

2010-11-09T03:42:00.000-08:00

The Ikhras writers usually stand around watching the Portugese being abused on the streets below their office window, the headquarters for the Islamic Tea Party called Chai! ... Ikhras is the hate site that was created solely to imprison Palestinian refugees so that they can profit on the suffering of th Palestinian people. Because without Palestinian suffering, Ikhras would have no reason for being.

Ikhras is a hate site, but that's not unusual in some dark corners of the failed new revolution to free Palestine. This new revolution is led by a bunch of mostly moronic haters who have discovered that they can be something as long as the Palestinians continue to suffer and as long as they can block peace. Of course, they are incapable of having any impact on the future of Palestinians, other than helping to make their plight worse.

They don't raise funds to help Palestinians. They don't champion the Palestinian cause. They don't educate the people who oppose Palestinian rights, mainly audiences in the United States where decisions about Palestine's future are decided and translate in to Israeli actions. They can't have a public discussion about Palestine because they are incapable of communicating beyond the usual grunts and moans that emanate from the vernacular of the fanatic rhetoric.

So they sit around the tabboun like little old ladies, gossiping and acting more like the Three Stooges of the Middle East, vowing to exact revenge against the Zionist Entity, because, as they say, Israel does not exist. It is Palestine. They rarely use the word Israel because of their hatred of Jews. Of course, if it is a Zionist "entity" morons, then Israeli must exist because an entity exists.

It shows how puerile the pathetic panderers of perpetual Palestinian persecution present -- or, not using an example of their frequent alliterations, it shows how stupid they are.

Crawl back in to your hole, Ikhras. You guys are losers. You couldn't argue your way out of a paper bag. Your fans are the same morons who sit back and enjoy their luxury lives in the West, attending Western universities where they spend their lives as students for life enjoying the perqs of the West and pretending to be the champions of the downtrodden Palestinians. The extremist leeches who bleed Palestinian persecution to death because they lack their own strategic creativity to do one thing positive for their people. The same moronic imbeciles who cheer when Palestinian children are murdered by Israeli soldiers in Gaza because it gives them a fuel to become something out of nothing.

They can denounce the Zionist Entity, but only if Palestinians are killed. They can criticize Jews and Israel, but only if Palestinian suffering continues.

They can exist and enjoy themselves, but only as long as the Palestinians continue to suffer.

With friends like Ikhras, the Palestinian cause doesn't really need any enemies. They provide the context which allows Israel to continue to confiscate Palestinian lands, persecute our people and slowly erase Palestine from the World Map.

Good job Ikhras. If anyone needs to shut up though, maybe it is you. You should practice what you preach. But then, that would be a hypocrisy of a hypocrisy, and you can't cancel out your ignorance that simply.

How pathetic the Palestinian cause that Ikhras is another one of their self-proclaimed champions!

-- Maklooba Man

Ikhras posts its letters of support

2010-10-02T13:05:00.000-07:00

Ikhras, the anti-Christian Arab hate site, has challenged me to produce support I've received. Nevermind that I met with the leaders of more than 35 American Arab organizations in Dearborn last week who pledged support for my journalism projects.

But to show that they are not hypocrites, the Ikhras hate web site posted it's list of letters of support. And I thought I should republish some. Personally, I find the letters offensive but I do know at least they do show that a few people do read the Ikhras hate site.

Here are some of the letters from the Ikhras site:

-- Maklooba Man

"Ikhras is not like all those who fail to practice what they preach. Ikhras, which means shut up, is exactly what Ikhras needs. They should shut up. But, we love them anyway and we pledge our support. The Tall One says he reads Ikhras all the time while getting his blood transfusion and kidney dialysis."
-- Ayman al-Zawahiri
the mountains of the Pakistan-Afghanistan Border

"I always find inspiration at Ikhras. Although it's English is poor and its ideas are reflective of five year olds, we need to reach out to our youth and encourage them to become activists and learn to strap on backpacks that oftentimes are heavy. Although I don't know what how heavy they are because we only recruit young people to carry out our missions and we would never do that ourselves because we, like Ikhras, are special."
-- Ismail Haniyeh
Hamas, the occupied Hamas Gaza Strip

"I have to thank Ikhras for all the ammunition they have given me to bash Arabs and especially the Palestinian cause. They are ignorant, anti-Semitic morons and their writing inspire me and my movement in Israel to defeat the Palestinians. We thank Ikhras for helping us to defeat the Palestinians, and keep the refugees holed up in ghetto-like camps so they never come and bother us. I love Ikhras and I refuse to shut-up about it."
-- Avigdore Lieberman
Israeli foreign minister, chair Yisrael Beitenu Party

"I want to thank Ikhras also for their writings because without them it wouldn't be so easy to defeat the Palestinian people and keep them occupied. While they fight among themselves -- those Ayrabs or so ignorant -- we, the Israeli Zionist movement of Eretz Israel can annex and confiscate Palestinian land, throwing the Palestinians out in to the street or forcing them to commit acts of suicide bombings and violence, so we can punish them even more and and make ourselves look so good. Ikhras. Don't practice what you preach. We love you habibi!"
-- Benjamin Netanyahu
Israeli Prime Minister

"Thank you Ikhras for all you do to help. You do so much to help us as refugees. All your money you raise to give to our cause. All of the lobbying you do to help educate the uneducated Americans about our plight. The world doesn't recognize our rights and thanks to you that probably won't change. But at least we can scream and stomp our feet with you. And sometimes, even though we'll never go back hoe because of people like you, we can at least scream and yell. Shukran."
-- Mahmoud Abu-Culkhara
al-Awda Movement

"I would love to be one of your 4th wives. Or maybe you don't need to marry me, just cheat on your wife and get a religious fanatic to "marry us" -- wink, wink -- and then you can have sex with me and when I get older you can abandon me because I have no rights."
-- Fatima AbulBoodies
Dubai, UAE

"I want to marry these knuckleheads and go shoot moose with them. What a bunch of exciting people. I know they pretend they care about the refugees but they really only care about their bourgeosie life style of luxury in the West. I want the West to get some of its money back so marry me. Love and hugs. I love tea parties."
-- Sarah Palin
Moosejaw, Alaska

Whacked out terrorist claims credit for Mayor Daley retiring; says it was just a hoax against Cubs

2010-09-21T04:05:00.000-07:00

Alleged terrorist claims credit for Mayor Daley retiring; says it was just a hoax against Cubs

Sami Samir Hassoun, one of Chicago's most famous Arab Americans, is secretly telling the FBI that he is really just a misunderstood Cubs Fan who was angry not with Mayor Daley but with the baseball team for lifting his spirits at the beginning of each season only to allow them to crash to the ground.

Hassoun, 22, from Little Arabia on Chicago's Northwest Side, was arrested Sunday after he and an undercover FBI agent planted a fake bomb in a trash can near a bar new Wrigleyfield where the Cubs allegedly play baseball.

In broken Arabic, Hassoun said, "Cubs stink, ya zellama. Hathol memyouk. I was not angry at the beobles." Hassoun said he never suspected that his friends who helped him make the bomb, plan the bombing and place the bomb were FBI agents, explaining he just thought they liked to look up every word in Arabic to find its English meaning. "I thought it was a habby hobby they had. They like Arab dictionaries to help Arab beoples."

Undercover agents said that they spent many nights with Hassoun smoking apricot tobacco on their hookahs reading web sites like KabobFest and Ikhras. Hassoun said that he hoped he could write for those sites one day when he becomes famous enough in the Arab American community.

"I tell friends that Ikhras is a felahi word for sakr tumache. That they are just beobles like me, you, them. All habby beobles," Hassoun is quoted in the FBI report as saying.

When agents arrested Hassoun, he was excited yelling in Arabic that he had forced Daley to retire from office. He said "Daley knew about my blans and therefore retired knowing I would do something, so I changed my blans to maybe force the Cubs to change, too. The beobles united will never be defeated."

Hassoun denied that he had been invited by The Palestine Center to give a speech on his exploits as a "real leader" of the "Arab beobles."

-- Maklooba Man

Top 10 anti-Arab and anti-Muslim hate sites on the Internet

2010-09-17T20:14:00.000-07:00

There is a lot of competition in this category but here's the list of the top 10 internet anti-Arab and anti-Muslim and anti-Islamic hate sites, based on an informal survey of American Arab journalists and writers:

Number 10: Little Green Footballs. This site is one of the top rated blogs on the internet only going to show you that hatred sells on the Internet. It's focus is mainly anti-Palestinian and anti-Muslim, although it often claims it distinguishes between good and bad Muslims. Right! Web designer (right) Charles Johnson has used the site as a bully pulpit to hammer anyone who disagrees with his rightwing agenda. Since 2007, he's tried to cosmetically make himself look like a good guy (not possible), but most of his rants, attacks and knifings focus on liberals who support causes like the Palestinian Right of Return. Click here to get more background. They have been marginalized over the years and fallen in the ranks of the high-fivers and the modernday Mein Kampfs.

Number 9: Jihad Watch. This hate site is pure evil, funded by a wealthy philanthropist who backs extremist religious fanaticism and a hatred of Arabs and Muslims, especially Palestinians. The site targets Muslims like moderate US Congressman Keith Ellison and promotes demagogues like Pamela Geller, the woman who lit, fanned and stoked the flames of racist bigotry, distorting facts and playing the race-hate card, against the Muslim Center and Office Complex that was located two blocks from Ground Zero.

Number 8: One of only two major Arab hate sites on this list is KabobFest, a collection of left wing fanatics who can;t fight Israel or argue successfully against any of Israel's strongest advocates so instead enjoys the second place sensation of victory by attacking other Arabs, Palestinians and Muslims. It's a phony site that promotes the failed rap of The Iron Sheik and the weakly constructed writings of the so-called and self-declared "Palestine Center" which is so far from the center of Palestinian thought it pretty much succeeds in organizing meetings of maybe 25 people. In Washington D.C. Pathetic. KabobFest's juvenile writers are not funny, uncreative and are talentless when it comes to writing. They rely on racism and hatred to make their case, a substitute for their lack of talent.

Number 7: MEMRI: This is a MOSSAD-run propaganda site that pretends to be academic, asserting that it translates Arabic broadcasts and speeches word-for-word. The problem is their lack of knowledge of the Arabic language is so apparent to anyone who knows Arabic. Worse, they have no sense of word and phrase nuance. They take words out-of-context and portray almost everything Arabs and Muslims say as anti-Israel and anti-Semitic. Tragically, they are one of the only real sources of Arabic language political translation, since most in the Arab World media do a poor job of offering translated writing. The Arab media focuses mainly on lobbying the Arab and Muslim audiences in Arabic, which suggests that clearly their arguments are not embraced by most Arabs. MEMRI plays up on this Arab World media flaw.

Number 6: SIOA (Stop the Islamicization of America) is listed as one of the top hate sites because everything it writes is based on racist hate of Arabs and Muslims. (Click here to read a review.) They try to outdo the other hate sites for web traffic and they do very well.

Number 5: Ikhras is one of the top Arab and Muslim hate sites. Organized by what many believe are two members of the Israeli MOSSAD to undermine Arab and Muslim leaders in America, Ikhras publishes rumors, innuendo and outright lies in order to entertain the hate audience. The word Ikhras in Arabic means "shut up," but they rarely practice what they hate preach. They do a good job of appealing to ignorant and stupid Arabic and Muslim youth who enjoy their only real successes in a world where the Arab cause is constantly beaten down by the pro-Israel lobby. They play the game very well, pretending to be Arab and Muslim, but the fact is most of their writing comes from sites like Jihad Watch and MEMRI. All they appear to do is rewrite, and take other people's ideas. They promote mediocrity, and, like KabobFest, they are poor writers. Their site is replete with typos, poor grammar and an absence of creativity.

Number 4: Ann Coulter: She's the reigning witch of the far right and her hate speech and writings focus much on Arabs and Muslims mainly because selling hatred against Arabs and Muslims is, as in Ikhras' case, very profitable. She's one of the ugliest bigots in America, though it is nice to see her direct her venom at other rightwing fanatics who threaten he ranking among the demagogues of the far right as the princess of pejorative.

Number 3: The Jewish Task Force, a pro-Kahane hate site that promotes anti-Arab and anti-Muslim propaganda, distorting truth, exaggerating small facts and playing to American ignorance in much the same patter as many of those listed above (or below by ranking). Meir Kahane was a terrorist who preached violence and hatred living by the sword and dying by the sword. One of their great heroes is mass murderer Baruch Goldstein, feted as a hero by the fanatic settlers at Kiryat Arba.

Number 2: Daniel Pipes. He's one of the country's greatest hate-mongers. He thrives on Muslim and Arab-bashing and is shameless in promoting his writings falsely as balanced and fair. He's considered one of the top Arab and Muslim haters. He disguises his hatred with arguments like, anti-Muslim hate crimes are exaggerated. (Click here to read one of his columns.)

Number 1: The Religion of Peace. High trafficked web on the internet that thrives on lies about Islam. It doesn't distinguish between Arabs or Muslims and treats anyone who looks or sounds Middle Eastern as a Muslim. Their vitriol is nauseating and while their writing is clever, it is among the most offensive on the Internet.

-- Maklooba Man

Ray Hanania responds to Ikhras Racist and Hate Site

2010-08-28T05:39:00.000-07:00

Ray Hanania released the following statement regarding Ikhras, the racist hate site:

Ikhras has been attacking me by publishing false quotes, taking sentences out of context and accusing me of being "anti-Muslim" even though I have spent my life defending Muslims because most Americans believe I am Muslim. They have made up false claims, few are creative or imaginative but driven by racist hatred and, I believe, because I am a Christian Palestinian who supports compromise and peace based on non-violence and the exchange of land. They would never write the same trash about a Muslim activist, which is an example of their vicious anti-Christian attitude that many Christian leaders and activists have shared with me.

They have launched this hate campaign because they can't handle the issues I address, so instead of addressing the issues, they attack me. It is typical of racist hate sites that can't deal with issues so they have to attack the individual.

Most people who have emailed me say that Ikhras is a ridiculous, typically extremist site that waste a lot of energy attacking other Palestinians, like KabobFest, because they have nothing positive to contribute to the fate of the Palestinian People or the cause of the Arab World. They are ignorant and uneducated, and most of all, like KabobFest, poor writers.

They distort facts because they can and because their small following of extremists celebrate racism and hatred. They use the suffering of the Palestinian People as a political football in order to achieve their agendas, and they don't care about helping the Palestinian Refugees at all.

I want the refugees to have better lives, Ikhras wants them to wallow in the hardship of the camps endlessly because it suits the political agenda of Ikhras.

I want to thank all of the people who have emailed me. Ikhras has served one purpose and that is to showcase the ignorance that exists in the Arab community, an ignorance that has been used before to stifle public debate, that is intolerant of thought engagement, and that has helped to both oppress the future of the Palestinian people while also enabling extremism and fanaticism that provides cover for Israel's oppression of our people.

I understand, though, because Ikhras represents the tragedy of a segment of the Palestinian people. Depressed, defeated, uneducated and incompetent, Ikhras focuses its energies on the only thing it can do, bash other Palestinians, the typical ailment of the victimization mentality of some small segments of the Palestinian people.

You can't understand or recognize hope until you see the ugly face of racism, hatred and defeatism which is what Ikhras represents. They are anti-Christian, anti-Jewish and even anti-Muslim. Pathetic. Very pathetic

-- The Maklooba Man

Chicago Mosque declared "too close to Ground Zero"

2010-08-24T04:13:00.000-07:00

Protests surge in Chicago against new mosque criticized as being "too close to Ground Zero"

A mosque planned to be built in a vacant building formerly occupied by U Lucky Dawg and Fluky's Hot Dogs on Chicago's North Side is being denounced as "located too close to Ground Zero."

About 5,000 protesters led by rightwing activists Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity, Newt "Gingrinch" Gingrich, Ann Coulter, Joe Farah, Michelle Malkin, Rush Limbaugh, Charles Krauthammer, and Glenn Beck, chanted anti-Muslim and anti-Catholic slogans as they paraded in front of the proposed mosque location at Western Avenue and Pratt Street.

"This was all started because John F. Kennedy tried to make the Pope the president of the United States in 1960," screamed Ann Coulter. Coulter immediately got into a noogy fight with Joe Farah as the two battled over who is more racist.

Beck carried a 32 foot tall measuring tape donated by former New York Mayor Rudi Guilliani and said he would precisely measure how far the proposed mosque in Chicago is from Ground Zero in New York.

"This mosque is an affront to Americans," Beck told a crowd of burning cross wavers. "I have personally measured the distance and it is exactly 714 miles and six blocks. That is 1,149 kilometers but we are not commie socialists like Imam Obama so we don't use the kilometer measure."

The crowd cheered "down with the kilometer" repeatedly as Beck waved his white hood in the air to attract the attention of autograph hounds surrounding Sarah Palin who was sporting her new campaign dress, a mini-skirt made out of the actual U.S. Constitution. Apparently, a large section of the Second Amendment had fallen off the back of the mini-skirt exposing her true voter attractions.

Gingrinch grabbed the microphone from Beck after stepping over six homeless people who were sleeping in front of the vacated building. He declared, "Listen, I don't think it would be right for Muslims to build a mosque so close to the sacred hallowed grounds of Ground Zero which is only 714 miles away. This isn't about hatred for Muslims or Islam but merely a matter of respect. Muslims need to show respect to Christians and Crusaders. I don't think it would be appropriate, for example, for the Catholic Church to have set up a sign denouncing the Inquisition back in the day."

The mention of the Inquisition brought a collective sigh from the speakers podium where Coulter and Farah were engaged in what looked like a Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Jello wrestling event.

"Yes, the Inquisition," Malkin sighed as she combed her dyed brunette hair while yelling at Krauthammer, who kept pinching her ass, "I am NOT a blond Charlie. Honestly. Quit calling me that and I'm not going to prove it to you!"

Guilliani announced a fundraiser to bring back U Lucky Dawg to the neighborhood.

Chicago officials said that the mosque would probably be built despite the complaints from the "Return U Lucky Dawg Coalition" which said they were going to march from Selma Chicago to New York Alabama in protest of "another mosque desecrating the hallowed memory of Sept. 11, 2001."

"Frankly, the builders have already paid the bribe to the building department and we ain't returning no money and I don't care if that money is in shekels, dinars or sand script. It's ours and I ain't returning it no how," a building inspector for Chicago Mayor Richard M. Daley declared. "It just wouldn't be fair to return money gibben for a building permit. That would set a whole new precedent we ain't gonna tolerate here no how and no where. I don't care if theya re the Muslims, Mormons or the Moose."

Hannity was carrying a placard that read "KabobFest is not a Racist Site. It's just a little hateful in a likable way." Limbaugh countered with his own sign, "I don't know what Ikhras means but it sounds like spitting and I love that."

-- Maklooba Man

President Obama warns of extremists distorting Islam and Muslims from Blog sites like KabobFest and Ikhras

2010-08-13T16:51:00.000-07:00

Obama’s remarks as prepared for delivery for this evening’s Iftar Dinner

Warns of extremists who are hijacking Islam like KabobFest

Good evening. Welcome to the White House. To you, to Muslim Americans across our country, not including KabobFest and the bigots at Ikhras, and to more than one billion Muslims around the world, not including KabobFest and the bigots at Ikhras, I extend my best wishes on this holy month. Ramadan Kareem. Boos Teazy KabobFest wa Ikhras!

I want to welcome members of the diplomatic corps; members of my administration; and Members of Congress, including Rush Holt, John Conyers, and Andre Carson, who is one of two Muslim American Members of Congress, along with Keith Ellison. I also want to welcome my special guest, Ray Hanania, the victim of anti-Muslim extremism from the racists at the Palestine KabobFest Center and the bigots at Ikhras,

Here at the White House, we have a tradition of hosting iftars that goes back several years, just as we host Christmas parties, seders, and Diwali celebrations. These events celebrate the role of faith in the lives of the American people. They remind us of the basic truth that we are all children of God, not including KabobFest and the bigots at Ikhras, and we all draw strength and a sense of purpose from our beliefs.

These events are also an affirmation of who we are as Americans. Our Founders understood that the best way to honor the place of faith in the lives of our people was to protect their freedom to practice religion. In the Virginia Act for Establishing Religion Freedom, Thomas Jefferson wrote that “all men shall be free to profess, and by argument to maintain, their opinions in matters of religion, not including KabobFest and the bigots at Ikhras.”

The First Amendment of our Constitution established the freedom of religion as the law of the land. And that right has been upheld ever since.

Indeed, over the course of our history, religion has flourished within our borders precisely because Americans have had the right to worship as they choose – including the right to believe in no religion at all. And it is a testament to the wisdom of our Founders that America remains deeply religious – a nation where the ability of peoples of different faiths to coexist peacefully and with mutual respect for one another stands in contrast to the religious conflict that persists around the globe, not including KabobFest and the bigots at Ikhras.

That is not to say that religion is without controversy. Recently, attention has been focused on the construction of mosques in certain communities – particularly in New York, and the bigots and racists at KabobFest and Ikhras remain a threat to Christian Arabs who demand equality, and Muslims who demand freedom from, you guessed it, KabobFest and Ikhras.

Now, we must all recognize and respect the sensitivities surrounding the development of lower Manhattan. The 9/11 attacks were a deeply traumatic event for our country. We haven't ruled out KabobFest and Ikhras, both satellite parallel mirror images of al-Qaeda and Osama Booz Teazy Bin Laden. The pain and suffering experienced by those who lost loved ones is unimaginable. So I understand the emotions that this issue engenders. Ground Zero is, indeed, hallowed ground.

But let me be clear: as a citizen, and as President, I believe that Muslims, not including KabobFest and the bigots at Ikhras, have the same right to practice their religion as anyone else in this country. That includes the right to build a place of worship and a community center on private property in lower Manhattan, in accordance with local laws and ordinances. It includes the right of Americans to rebuff the vicious bigotry and anti-Christian and anti-Muslim and even anti-Jewish hatred of KabobFest and the bigots at Ikhras.

This is America, and our commitment to religious freedom must be unshakeable. The principle that people of all faiths are welcome in this country, and will not be treated differently by their government, is essential to who we are. The writ of our Founders must endure.

We must never forget those who we lost so tragically on 9/11, but we can forget about Kabobfest and Ikhras bigots. We must always honor those who have led our response to that attack – from the firefighters who charged up smoke-filled staircases, to our troops who are serving in Afghanistan today. And let us always remember who we are fighting against, and what we are fighting for, (insert KabobFest and Ikhras here). Our enemies (KabobFest and Ikhras) respect no freedom of religion or tolerance of free speech. Al Qaeda’s cause is not Islam – it is a gross distortion of Islam, like KabobFest and Ikhras, which are one and the same pathetic failed rapper, Willial Yo Man Youmans. These are not religious leaders – these are enablers of terrorists who murder innocent men, women and children. In fact, al Qaeda has killed more Muslims than people of any other religion – and that list of victims includes innocent Muslims who were killed on 9/11. (And KabobFest and Ikhras have never said one word to denounce it.)

That is who we are fighting against. And the reason that we will win this fight is not simply the strength of our arms – it is the strength of our values, which are opposite to KabobFest and Ikhras. The democracy that we uphold, KabobFest and Ikhras challenge. The freedoms that we cherish, Kabobfest and Ikhras ridicule with their sloppy writing, poor grammar and lack of wit or common sense. The laws that we apply without regard to race or religion; wealth or status. Our capacity to show not merely tolerance, but respect to those who are different from us – a way of life that stands in stark contrast to the nihilism of those who attacked us on that September morning, and who continue to plot against us today totally contradicts the ignorance of KabobFesta nd Ikhras Siamese Twins.

In my inaugural address, I said that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness.

We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus — and non-believers like the Friends of KabobFest and Ikhras on Facebook. We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this Earth. That diversity can bring difficult debates. Indeed, past eras have seen controversies about the construction of synagogues or Catholic churches. But time and again, the American people have demonstrated that we can work through these issues, stay true to our core values, and emerge stronger for it. So it must be – and will be – today.

Tonight, we are reminded that Ramadan is a celebration of a faith known for great diversity. And Ramadan is a reminder that Islam has always been part of America. The first Muslim ambassador to the United States, from Tunisia, was hosted by President Jefferson, who arranged a sunset dinner for his guest because it was Ramadan—making it the first known iftar at the White House, more than 200 years ago.

Like so many other immigrants, generations of Muslims came here to forge their future. They became farmers and merchants, worked in mills and factories, and helped lay the railroads. They helped build America. They founded the first Islamic center in New York City in the 1890s. They built America’s first mosque on the prairie of North Dakota. And perhaps the oldest surviving mosque in America—still in use today—is in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. And we even allowed morons like those at KabobFest and Ikhras to publish blogs with all their typos, errors and poor English, not to say anything about the pathetic rap lyrics of Bill Yo Mans.

Today, our nation is strengthened by millions of Muslim Americans, not including KabobFest and the bigots at Ikhras. They excel in every walk of life, not including KabobFest and the bigots at Ikhras. Muslim American communities—including mosques in all fifty states, not including KabobFest and the bigots at Ikhras—also serve their neighbors.

Muslim Americans protect our communities as police, firefighters and first responders against the KabobFest and Ikhras threats. Muslim American clerics have spoken out against terror and extremism, reaffirming that Islam teaches that one must save human life, not take it. And Muslim Americans serve with honor in our military. At next week’s iftar at the Pentagon, tribute will be paid to three soldiers who gave their lives in Iraq and now rest among the heroes of Arlington National Cemetery.

These Muslim Americans died for the security that we depend upon, and the freedoms that we cherish. They are part of an unbroken line of Americans that stretches back to our Founding; Americans of all faiths who have served and sacrificed to extend the promise of America to new generations, and to ensure that what is exceptional about America is protected – our commitment to stay true to our core values, and our ability to perfect our union.

For in the end, we remain “one nation, under God, indivisible.” And we can only achieve “liberty and justice for all” if we live by that one rule at the heart of every religion, including Islam—that we do unto others as we would have them do unto us.

Thank you all for being here, and I wish you a blessed Ramadan. And with that, let’s eat.

And, Yalla Peace.

-- Maklooba Man

Hanania vows to lead flotilla of journalism principles to crack KabobFest hatred and force them to tell the truth

2010-06-24T18:30:00.000-07:00

Ray Hanania, the new member of the National Board of ADC (and organization he has been a member of since first joining in 1980) announced that he was leading a flotilla of flotsam and jetsam to break the siege by KabobFest on truth, accuracy and good writing.

Hanania has been the target of KabobFest, a collection of writers who all share a common writing disability known as "lameness,"ever since he first asked Will Yo Yo Man if he was an African American hip hop artist or just a no-talent wannabe. Yo Yo Man responded by quoting the entire lyrics to Snoop Doggs song, "Party with ADPG." Yo-Yo Mans did change one sentence defining ADPG as "Annoying Dipwad Purile Goof."

"The flotilla is intended to break through the siege that KabobFest has on truth and a ragtag collection of useless internet lurkers," Hanania told KabobFest Charred, the antithesis of KabobFest.

"We've had the boats checked and there are no weapons. We only have in the cargo a copy of the Webster Dictionary, Strunk and White's popular "Elements of Style" rewritten in single syllable phonetics so the KabobFesters can better understand what they are reading. It will also include a spell check, a Thesaurus and a list of words that include more than 4 letters and four syllables to add sophistication to the KabobFest site. They really need help badly."

KabobFest this week attacked Hanania with a malicious gaggle of phony quotes, distorted comments, sentences taken out of context from his many award winning columns. They've called on their readers to protest his appointment to ADC, exemplifying the very problem that undermines the Palestinian people's ability to achieve freedom by embracing intolerance and hatred.

"KabobFest is just angry that my writings continue to win big awards while the best they can hope for is a falafel fry at the Palestine Center featuring hummus wrestling bimbos. They've distorted everything, lied about everything, and they have even fabricated quotes in their campaign to remove me from the ADC board. I didn't realize they cared so much about about ADC since they are among the leaders of discrimination in the community," Hanania said.

KabobFest has attacked Hanania viciously in typical extremist style. They have tapped their cabal of evil liars to make up phony quotes and to distort Hanania's award winning columns. Hanania was nominated for a Pulitzer Prize by the Chicago Sun-Times a fact that KabobFest continues to deny. Of course they have never won an award. Hanania has racked up two more awards this year, both for his writings detailing the discrimination faced by an Arab grocer in suburban Chicago that no one at KabobFest thought was worth fighting for.

"They're just jealous. But the real issue is they can't argue against my facts and opinions so they resort to what most lynch mobs do and that is to attack the person. They can't attack my points so they have to attack me personally. It's the best they can do and I feel sorry for them. I mean, going around life with so little self-esteem that the only way you can feel important and have self-worth is to bring down someone with a huge resume of journalism achievement," Hanania said.

"That's pathetic!"

-- Maklooba Man

Israel assault on flotilla had to do with food contract with KabobFest, inside sources reveal

2010-06-07T14:00:00.000-07:00

Insiders at the ISM Newsletter are reporting that the confrontation with the flotilla of boats seeking to break the Israeli military siege and blockade of the Gaza Strip may have begun as a result of a misunderstanding over a food menu printed by KabobFest, the satire web site with the lifelong difficulty with the English language.

KabobFest received the contract to provide food during the Mediterranean sea cruise, through an award secure dthrough cronyism and insider sweat heart deals. KabobFest was supposed to provide an authentic Middle East meal but instead through a menu mix-up, offered the pro-Palestinian activists a Kosher meal of Matzo Ball soup and Gefilte fish.

Although the Palestinian activists, many of them children of Jordanian diplomats and relatives of the King of Jordan, didn't mind and ate the meal as if they were sitting in at secret meetings between Israeli officials and their fathers, the Turkish members complained.

It was during the food fight that ensued when Nimah's father, Aboo-hoo hoo, threw a plate of mensiff at one of the Turks coincidentally as the same moment that Israeli Navy Seals were rappelling on ropes from their assault helicopters, borrowed from Egypt, that an Israeli soldier was hit by one of the large silver plates. Dizzy from heavily spiced food, the soldier accidentally fired his paint gun which then struck his commander, Captain Brainless Nimrod, who then fired one of his automatic weapons. Bullets from the gun mowed down nine passengers, all Turks.

Originally, the Turkish Ambassador issued a press release denouncing KabobFest, but later changed it to attack Israel saying, "People don't care if we attack KabobFest because they are just a bunch of hubbly bubblies. So we decided to denounce Israel because we are at this very moment in secret negotiations with the Jordanians on increasing the commission we hope to received from the sale of attack helicopters to Israel."

KabobFest pretended they had nothing to do with it and have denied three times any knowledge of cooking.

"We wrote a well-read but difficult to understand satire site in miss-mashed English," said Will the Yo Man rapper, who was busing tables at a Palestine Center dinner attended by members of the Israeli Mossad and Congress.

"This would never had happened if our spell check was working," the KabobFest Shah announced. "But then again, if we can hurt Israel, it doesn't matter how bad our writing and humor and English grammar is. The point is to hate Israel, right?"

Meanwhile, a blogger asked White House Senior Correspondent Helen Thomas what she thought of the incident and she replied, "I think they should go back to where they came from, and leave Palestine." Thomas was of course referring to KabobFest but since no one knew who or what KabobFest is, the blogger edited the quote to say Thomas was referring to "Jews, Zionists and Israelis-at-large."

"Sure, we do all the heavy lifting and no one writes about us except the Maklooba Man and Helen Thomas gets all the publicity. Is that fair?" said the Palestine Center scribe.

-- Maklooba Man

KabobFest begs to be on Star Chef Chicagoland -- Lay ya zellamah!

2010-05-28T09:50:00.000-07:00

When Ray Hanania rejected an application from the ruling mullahs at KabobFest to appear on his new reality TV show Star Chef Chicagoland, the KabobFest mullahs went berserk.

The KabobFesters insisted they were rejected because unlike Hanania, their extremist writing appears to appease fanaticism, and all they do is bash Israel. But Hanania issued a press release in English -- a language the KabobFester seem to have difficulty deciphering -- explaining that while it would be fun to watch the KabobFesters burn their fingers on the stove, drop the pork on the tile floor and then rinse it off and refry it in poly-saturated fatty oils, and skewer their fat fingers which right now are wasted on typing, the fact is the KabobFesters just don't know how to cook.

"The truth is they cook as bad as they right. If they even tried to cook grape leaves or mensiff or even something simple like boiling water, it would be haram! Shameful. We can't allow it. And, they can't promise that their cooking will be better than their writing, which sucks and would never be nominated for a Pulitzer Prize even by themselves. They couldn't win any writing awards, but they do know how to hate Israelis," Hanania said.

"It's bad enough the KabobFesters stole the Israeli foods and claimed them as their own -- aspirin, Pepto Bizmal and whine -- they insist that tabouleh has no cucumbers in it. If anything proves they are Shi'ite scum that's the final straw that broke the camels back. I don't care if they wear towels and don't wash their underwear. No cucumbers in the tablouleh. That's haram! Sacrilegious."

They are already a disgrace to the Arab people with their left leaning abuse of the English language and lack of Arabic skills. And they are fat, harry and too smelly, Hanania said.

Hanania is scheduled to be the keynote speaker at a dinner hosted by the wealthy aristocrats at The Palestine Center in Washington DC to celebrate the June 4th Six Day War victory by Israel over the ragtag armies of the Arab World.

"I'll be there for sure," Hanania said.

-- Maklooba Man

KabobFest Fat Ass Will Yo-Man's says he hates Arab food

2010-05-27T04:06:00.000-07:00

KabobFest Fat Ass Will Yo Man's, the White fake rapper who trips through lyrics like a spokesman for a typical Arab organization, has declared that he hates all Arab food in an article denouncing Arab food.

The rapper, who can barely put together two words that don't sound like they have been ripped off from other accomplished rapper, can't even get booked by any major record labels. His audiences consist mainly of pro-Hezbollah towel heads who like that beat their backs with bloodied chains and who march down alleys chanting Takrear-end, Alahu Akbar. (It's quite a site as Yo Man's snaps his back with a strong of red licorice -- wuss.)

He's been angling to get on Ray Hanania's radio show which broadcasts to Chicagoland and Detroit, but has been rebuffed each time so the failed rapper -- actually maybe he should call himself a wrapper (yes, I like that) -- has resorted to name calling, which is about all that the KabobFest losers and fake refugees can manage these days.

KabobFest has applied for refugee status but in one application, Sugar Boobs was discovered to own a Beamer. Yea, the fake proletariat champions of the under dogs (chunzeers!) pretend to be the leaders of the oppressed but live in utter aristocratic luxury, the children of wealthy (and fat) Arab sheiks who waddle their way through Vegas and Monte Carlo during the day and then spend their nights crying about the suffering of the Palestinian people.

You don't know suffering!

Hanania, by the way, the "failed" journalist who just to signed to Creators Syndicate to distribute his high profile column in the Jerusalem Post which favors slamming morons like the KabobFest "Is-lame-a-cysts," and has a new TV show in Chicago call Star Chef Chicagoland and makes humongous shekels and dinars, says he is hoping to invite the Fat Wrapper Yo Mans to his program one day but he doesn't think deep friend okra stuffed with pork bellies would be appealing.

Meanwhile, the KabobFesters have taken irrelevancy to a new low, announcing that they will be appearing (for the 23rd Time) and the "Palestine Center" which is about as far off center as any of the failed Washington Arab organizations has ever been organizing irrelevant talks like "Why the Palestinians lost the 1948 War; Part 1,273" and "The Jabha: They may be losers but they are nice guys." Of course, the Palestine Center, which fumbles through stupid programs and distributes hard to understand press releases with grammatical errors that would make even Charles Manson laugh, is trying to revive its series: "If we tell the Israelis that One-State is Best enough, they'll just cave in -- it would be our first victory so let's keep trying!"

You might go to Washington DC and see Yo Mans, Sugar Boob and the consortium of Yo Man's ragtag groupies, headlining a panel discussion "How to be more irrelevant that you already are: A discussion on the left wing Palestinian Industry, Building Berqas for Peace."

-- Maklooba Man

Hezbollah declares "Gee-Had"on KabobFest, fatwa includes Iron Sheik

2010-05-22T06:34:00.000-07:00

Hezbollah Leader Hassan Nasrallah issued a Fatwa this week declaring "Gee-had"on KabobFest, the collaborative of poor writing that seeks to make Iron Sheik relevant.

Nasrallah said that the Jihad declaration was in response to reports that KabobFest had disgraced the entire Shi'ite world with their skewering (polling) of Miss USA Pageant Winner Rima Fakih.

"Rima is no Debbie Schlussel. She is respectful although misguided. Instead of dancing naked around Poles, she should support the Pales," Nasrallah said, saying the Polish People have their own country and Palestinians still do not.

"We'd offer the Palestinians to come to live in Lebanon, but too many of them are educated and it is very hard to manipulate a population that is educated and asks questions. No questions. That is a foundation of the Hezbollah mandate."

Nasrallah said that Rima Fakih should renounce the Miss USA Pageant, though, until Donald Trump, the co-owner gets a new hairpiece.

"That's why we wear kifeyahs and hatta wa-igals. Yalla. Nourcous. No, I didn't say 'dance," I was calling my top aid Mahmoud Nourcous to come here and rub my back. You look very pretty this morning Mahmoud!" Nasrallah blathered.

"I read KabobFest, or is it Iron Sheik Charred. Who cares? They are a CIA plant, a scheme by the Zionist Entity to make Arab writers look like idiots and fools and KabobFest is so good at it. They make us look like idiots with their secret alliances with the Zionist entity Sugar Boobs, the very handsome and devine and good looking Head Heeb Honcho at KabobFest. Cul khara hathol khunzeer at KabobFest. Though, the Yo-man looks like my kind of a man, you know? We should not be enticed by this CIA Western corruption like KabobFest."

"Takrear-end."

"Allahu akbar!!!"

-- Maklooba Man

KabobFest to hire blogger Debbie Schlussel to help add relevance to their irrelevant blog collaborative

2010-05-20T07:42:00.000-07:00

This columnist has learned that KabobFest, the retirement home for failed writers and unsuccessful rap artists, has hired Debbie Schlussel, the progressive loudmouthed bore and Arab hating racist, to help them become more relevant in today's online journalism community.

Schlussel, outspoken in her hatred of Muslims and Arabs, is the leading critic of Rima Fakih, the American Arab of Lebanese heritage who won the recent Miss USA Pageant and who is headed towards winning the Miss Universe Contest this summer as America's and the Arab World's favorite daughter.

Kabobfest writers have been applauding Schlussel complimenting her on her attacks against Fakih and urging her on to write more. In fact, to quote Kabobfest founder Rusted "Iron Sheik" Condoms, "I would Jihad for Schlussel. She's my babe. 4th wife? No way. She'd be wife number one. I love harry women."

It was hard to hear the Iron Sheik rapper though as he was wearing his popular paisley berqa, the only way he can enter the United States or move around without attracting attention. The "Yo-Man" even said he would change his name and embrace Schlussel if they could wed, saying, "I would be proud to be the second part of the Schlussel Writing Machine, Will Schlussel. I love it. I love it so much I'm going to write a rap song about her, my love." Yo-Man said that he things he has a lot in common with Schlussel, adding "We both regularly Brazilian wax our uni-brows."

Meanwhile, Schlussel, who said she was so sick from the news of Fakih's victory, announced she was leaving to return to the rock she crawled out from, acknowledging it's tough to be a hard-hitting bottom feeder in today's world.

UPDATE: Sugar Boobs, one of the KabobFest "writers," is telling his pals that he thinks Yo-Man and Debbie both look great in a Speedo, although even the smallest size seems too big on the rapper. Said the rapper, "All I want to do is a zoom, zoom, zoom in a Pom Poon ... All I want to do is a zoom, zoom, zoom in a Pom Poon ... All I want to do is a zoom, zoom, zoom in a Pom Poon ... Come to think of it, we can save money by Brazilian waxing each other at the same time. That would be fun! As they say in the Arab World, Tuck-rearend. Ahaha 'u akbar!"

-- The Maklooba Man

Yet more Awards the literary terrorists at KabobFest insist Hanania has not won

2010-05-05T03:51:00.000-07:00

KabobFesters continually attack Ray Hanania because of his support for compromise in Palestine, while the KabobFesters would prefer that Palestinians lose everything rather than get something. Seeing as how they are "refugees" living in luxury in the West, the KabobFesters want to see the Palestinian refugees live and die in their squaller and destitution rather than have any hope.

If there was peace, the KabobFesters wouldn't have anything to do with their worthless lives, although the world would have one less lamely written unfunny Jihadists blog site.

-- Maklooba Man

NEWS: Columnist and radio host Ray Hanania was honored last month with two major journalism awards, both dealing with the allegations of discrimination in Oak Lawn against a store owner there, Naim Massad.

Last August 2009, Massad alleged that he was being harassed by the village for nearly two years. That month, village officials had closed his store pending code violation reviews when police and inspectors were called by a neighbor who said that Massad placed a sign in Arabic that told his customers to go to the back of the store to purchase food while the store was closed. Massad was arrested when police claim that they saw Massad had stored some canned foods in a vacant store next to his own, food that had just been delivered but could not be placed in his own store because of the village inspectors order to keep his store closed.

Inspectors who arrived immediately ordered police to handcuff the store owner. When his wife Susan and son Abed protested, they were handcuffed and arrested and all were taken to jail where they spent the night pending the posting of bond.

As it turns out, the sign did not read what inspectors and police, who could not read Arabic said. The sign merely said that the store was temporarily closed but would soon be opened. Police had confiscated the sign from the door as evidence, but it mysteriously disappeared from the police evidence room.

Hanania, writing for the Southwest News-Herald Newspapers, obtained a copy of the police 911 emergency calls made just before they arrived at Massad’s store to see or confirm the evidence and a police officer was quoted as telling a dispatcher who asked him to respond to another emergency, that he would respond to the emergency but only after going to Massad’s store. In the 911 call, the officer told dispatch that he was on his way to “close an Arab store”.

Hanania wrote several news reports and columns on the incident, and was continually harassed by readers who attacked him because of his Arab heritage. Hanania is Palestinian and Christian from Jerusalem. Several of the owners of nearby stores refused to speak with him about the Massad case and there seemed to be great animosity with Massad.

In reviewing police records, Hanania also discovered that Massad’s store, located in the center of Oak Lawn, was also one of two Arab owned grocery stores attacked in the weeks before the incident with windows broken by large rocks. The other store was located on Oak Lawn’s eastern border.

Hanania received the Society of Professional Journalists’ Lisagor Award for In-Depth Reporting” from the Chicago Headline Club, the nation’s largest SPJ Chapter. He also receive the Sigma Delta Chi National Award for column writing from the Society of Professional Journalists.

Hanania has been a journalist and columnist since 1975. Today he also writes for PalestineNote.com and also for the Jerusalem Post.

He hosts the only American Arab weekday morning radio show “Radio Chicagoland” on WJJG 1530 AM Radio Monday through Thursday from 8 to 9:30 am and Friday from 7 until 9 am. On Fridays, Hanania co-hosts Radio Baladi which is simulcast in Chicago and Detroit from 7 until 8 am. His web site is www.RadioChicagoland.com.

-- Maklooba Man

American Arab humor, woman in towel answers door

2010-04-27T09:23:00.001-07:00

An Arab is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

-- Maklooba Man

More American Arab Humor -- Old man in retirement home

2010-04-27T09:22:00.000-07:00

An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home.

All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in USA home.

After a few weeks in the facility, they came to visit the granfather ''How do you like it here?'' asks the grandson.

''It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful'', says the grandfather we are soso happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone.''

''Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents,'' in USA Abdullah says with a big smile.

''There's a musician here-- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!

There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!

There's a dentist here -- 90 years old.. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him Doctor?!

And me -- "I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The F---ing Arab'."

-- Maklooba Man

Another Award Ray Hanania did not win

2010-04-26T04:11:00.000-07:00

The vicious anti-Arab site KabobFest has a sloppy record of reporting and a history of ugly attacks against anyone who happens to be better writers than them.

This week, Ray Hanania was awarded another journalism Award that the Kabobfest literary terrorists and losers will slam, once again, while pretending to care about Palestinians at the so-called Palestine Center in Washington D.C.

The Society of Professional Journalists's largest Chapter, the Chicago Headline Club, gave Hanania a prestigious Lisagor Award for in-depth reporting. Last summer, Hanania detailed how a Palestinian Arab Muslim grocery store owner complained he was being harassed because of his Arab heritage, but no one was listening. (You know the losers at KabobFest were not listening because they don't care about Arabs in America and neither does the so-called Palestine Center).

Naim Massad and his family were arrested -- literally handcuffed -- when someone complained that they were selling their "Arab" food through a back door while waiting for the town's inspector's to allow them to re-open. Someone told police they put a "sign written in Arabic" on the front window telling Arab customers to go around the back door.

There was a sign. It said in Arabic that the store would soon be re-opened but had been closed by the village. When police finally translated the "evidence" -- after handcuffing the owner, his wife and his son and taking them to the jail lock-up for overnight processing -- they discovered the sign didn't tell anyone to go to the back of the store and buy food. And mysteriously, the sign disappeared from the evidence room.

But 911 tapes clearly identified one of the police officers telling dispatch that he would get to another emergency call after he went to the store. He told the dispatcher they were going to shut down an "Arab" store and it wouldn't take too long at all. Many of the 911 tapes were not released so we don't know the depth of what was said.

So tell the Kabobfesters who could care less about American Arabs to crawl back in to their cave in Afghanistan or Pakistan or wherever they live under a rock. Because while they are slandering other American Arabs, some are fighting for American Arab rights.

-- Makblooba Man

Kabobfesters distributing pillows with easier material to breath through

2010-03-06T11:15:00.000-08:00

Although Dubai investigators continue to identify members of the 127 member hit squad that murdered a Hamas leader many weeks ago, insiders say that some of the evidence links back to KabobFest, the hate satire site that bashes Jews, Muslims, Christians and Arabs who support peace based on compromise and have no interest in the one-state agenda or the Palestine Center in Washington D.C.

One source hinted that Mabhouh was a "follower" of KabobFest and may have been influenced in his career of financing suicide bombings and mayhem by the eclectic, and poorly written posts at KabobFest.

At a fundraising event, an activist explained between chants of "kill the Jews" and "make them leave our hemeland (he was French) -- they're racists and we are not," that he had purchased a KabobFest pillow that is made of a special scientific material that allows people being smothered to death by the Mossad to breath and pretend they had died.

"If Mabhouh had the benefit of this pillow being shoved over his face at the Dubai hotel, maybe he'd still be alive to plan more bombings and killings of Jews and Israelis," one observer noted.

KabobFesters declined to comment, but noted, "We lied when we said that Ray Hanania was not nominated for a Pulitzer Prize. He was nominated by the Chicago Sun-Times for his series exposing the suffering of Palestinians in the West Bank during the first intifada which took place before most of us were born. We apologize to Ray for our unethical lapse and lying and we'll go back to lying about Apartheid, Nazism and holocaust revisionism. It makes for better copy."

Hanania said he wasn't surprised by the KabobFesters and their hatred.

"The one thing I can say for sure is that KabobFest has never been nominated for nor has it won any awards, although the writers including Manboobs, consider themselves rap legends in their own minds, or what little minds they have," Hanania told KabobFest Charred exclusively.

On their facebook hate site, Hanania said, promoters encouraged people to boycott and challenge a recent comedy show he did in Manitoba, but the spies sent by KabobFest laughed so hard during the show they forgot to chant their divisive hatred.

-- Maklooba Man

Ah crap, KabobFest actually wrote something half-way nice

2010-02-04T03:57:00.000-08:00

Oh my, what is KabobFest Charred to do? KabobFest, the Frankensteinish red-headed step child at a Muslim wedding web blog, actually referenced "Ray Hanania" in a positive and funny way, noting that you should not carry his book "I'm Glad I Look Like a terrorist: Growing Up Arab in America" (re-dubbed as a result of a Guantanamo subpoena to "Ya Habibi: Go F Yourself you Bigoted Americans Morons") while traveling through an Airport.

Hanania is perplexed, I am told, walking between tea (schy) and kugulas (Lithuanian dumpling cake). How can it be that an Arab rejection-front web site puts down the scimitar? No. No. No. No.

The fight is so much fun. They saw how many copies of the book were sold thanks to their majnoon hate campaign. It backfired like a suicide bomb vest wrapped around a pig. (Oh. That has so many issues with it.) Then they declared in a KabobFest Fatwa they would "no longer continue the fight with the Hanania Entity, as Hanania does not exist." (How can something called an "entity" not exist? I hate extremist "logic.")

Please don't say it is so, Mo. (As in Big C Will Yo Man, da Kanye East of the Arab World).

Hate and anger are such a part of the Arab culture, where would we be? How can we get our compasses straight. Ah, nevermind. F the compass crap.

What kind of world would this be? How can any non-hating Middle Easterner call him or herself as respectful self-loathing Arab? It's not possible. Eeeeiiiiyeeeeeeee! LUL ... Which is different from Laugh Out Loud and is Arabic for Luuuuuuuu luuuuuuu luuuuuuuuu luuuuuuu luuuuu, high pitched screech at the wedding of the red-headed stepchild.

This isn't an effort to suck up and get on our NEW NATIONAL RADIO SHOW BY CHANCE TO PROMOTE THEIR ACTIVITIES, IS IT?

-- Maklooba Man

Jay KabobFest Charred tells Oprah he'd like to talk to Conan KabobFest

2010-01-27T16:22:00.000-08:00

After a humiliating demotion recently with the surrender of Kabobfest, the satirically unfunny hate site, Oprah invited KabobFest Charged to discuss the incident.

KabobFest has lost much of its original luster, and was exposed as a hate-directed site during the scuffle, an incident some KabobFest insiders have privately admitted in emails was "a big mistake."

Even the KabobFest hate site, "Hanania isn't Funny on Facebook" has been a dismal failure, according to five of the 21 members who are spies for KabobFest Charred, which brings together more than three decades of award winning writing and one Pulitzer Nomination by the Chicago Sun-Times.

Harpo Productions released a snippet of the interview to the general media, while KabobFesters were busy wasting their time at a safe distance from the frontline at the Gaza Strip border, chanting and holding up signs that looked like they read, "Norman Finklestein isn't a holocaust denier. He's just an idiot who we exploit to deny the Holocaust. It's Egypt that's in da Nile."

Big C Will Yo Man was doing interviews with the single newspaper from the Palestine Center that has been covering the Gaza Strip non-protest protests, that does nothing, impacts nothing and represents no one but a bunch of failed Palestinian activists with a partisan agenda and little if any talent.

Here's the transcipt of part of the interview:

Winfrey: Have you talked to Conan KabobFest in person?

Leno KabobFest Charred (LKFC): I haven’t talked to the festerers through all this. No. I haven’t. I don't think Festers speak English, based on the poor grammar and spelling errors on the KabobFest blog.

Winfrey: Did you want to pick up the phone?

LKFC: Yeah, to beat them on the head, but it didn’t seem appropriate.

Winfrey: Why?

LKFC: It's a new phone and I didn't want to grundge it up. Well, maybe, I don’t know. I think it — well, maybe we should let things cool down and maybe we’ll talk, you know. Someday when Hell Freezes over and Israelis agree to the extremist demand that they leave their homes so that Abu "Hubbly Bubbly" Nimeiah and his lemmings can declare the One State solution.

Winfrey: Were any of the things that he said about you hurtful?

LKFC: No. They were jokes. Poor ineffective jokes, but lame jokes nonetheless. And that’s okay. I mean – they're a stire site. We're a satire site, although the word satire is made up of the word ire.

Winfrey: So jokes don’t hurt you?

LKFC: No not at all. I knew they were struggling to make jokes but these attacls were not jokes. It’s what satire sites run by fanatics do, you know? You can’t — well, it’s like being a fighter and say when you got punched in the head, did it hurt? Well, yeah. But you’re a fighter. That’s what you do. Right?

KabobFest Charred is expected to grow using profits from the surging sales of Hanania's book "Ya Habibi."

The future of KabobFest itself is uncertain. Although, according to the Sugar Man Boobs facebook site, it's probably irrelevent anyway.
Chillian! We're watching you!

-- Maklooba Man

Ambulance rushes to KabobFest headquarters to check for heartbeat

2010-01-21T19:56:00.000-08:00

Paramedics arrived at the offices of KabobFest, the hate site that makes humor irrelevant, and discovered the online blog lifeless with no vital signs.

Despite four hours of resuscitation the KabobFest site was declared DOA. Immediately, Kabobfest fans blamed Israel and "the Jews" saying that KabobFest was murdered by Shin Bet assassins dressed like women in Ehud Barak dresses and scarves.

Israel declined comment. Iranian shortman Ahmedinejad declared a Fatwa on the Zionist Entity vowing that he would beat more protestors in KabobFest's honor, though he did say he opposed Gays, Lesbian, Jews and Black-faced White rappers who shuck and jive at Arab festivals and hookah lounges.

The Palestine Center immediately organized a conference of protestors to denounce Israel and declare KabobFest "martyrs for the cause", asking for donations to cover the costs of holding a worthless, nobody-cares Jew-Bashing event.

Ahmadinejad also declared that the Sept. 11 terrorist attack was organized by Israel to undermine the rights of Palestinians, a common theme in KabobFest writing.

And there was more.

-- Maklooba Man

Na'vi expels KabobFest from Pandora and shuts down their bureau

2010-01-20T03:49:00.000-08:00

Officials of the Na'vi in Pandora, often called the bluish people, "announced today that they were closing down the bureau of KabobFest, an experiment originally launched to see if American Arabs could think freely and openly. Na'vi spokesperson Neytiri hissed and clawed and called the KabobFest experiment "a complete and utter failure. A disaster. An embarrassment to anyone who knows how to turn on a computer."

Neytiri said that the KabobFesters operated out of a tree house that was filled with stench and cat litter that had not been changed for weeks.

"The putrid condition of their dwelling and bureau was only matched by their putrid writing and total lack of talent, humor, or even sense," Neytiti said as dragons flew overhead and the white wisp spirits of the past giggled as they hovered in the air.

"We gave them a chance but all they did was beat up on Israel, excuse Hamas, blame everything on everyone else and persecuted that great writer and champion of Palestinian rights and peace, the honorable and magnificent Ray Hanania, who was nominated by the Chicago Sun-Times for a Pulitzer Prize, a prize name that could never be mentioned in the same context as the phrase "kabobfest" ever could be."

Neytiri said that KabobFesters would be deported back to where they came from, except they can't go back so they will remain in a diaspora as lost souls, lashing out awkwardly and incoherently in print at anyone who appears to be more successful than them.

Neytiri said they also issued an arrest warrant for Sugar Man Boobs, one of the KabobFest's token Heeb writers.

"His man boobs are disgusting. Can't he get them taken care of by "Extreme Makeover Comestic Surgey" the TV series? Utterly disgusting. Just looking at his fat picture makes me turn Blue," Neytiri said.

Neytiri said they suspected that Sugar Man Boobs was being held captive like Patti Hearst by the Kabobfesters and he couldn't possibly write that drivel voluntarily.

Big C, Will Yo Mans, was not available for comment as he was busy organizing "Let's Bash the Israelis" festival events at the Palestine Center in Washington DC, meaningless programs that shout sweets nothings the poorly led Palestinian community loves to hear in place of real substantive leadership and achievements.

The Palestine Center's motto is "Let's distract the people with anger and hate so they won't question our failed leadership."

But then, the Maklooba Man digresses.

-- Maklooba Man

KabobFest was not nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, but did win Hamas' love

2010-01-17T05:33:00.000-08:00

KabobFest, the suicide blog comedy-bomber satireless site, was NEVER -- we repeat -- NEVER nominated for a Pulitzer Prize. Not by the Pulitzer Prize Committee, nor by Will Big C Yo Mans, the lyricless rapper and his band of merry bloggers, including Sugar Man Boobs (know as the Ka-boob-Fester for his sumptuous man boobs.)

They weren't even nominated by themselves, either. But, we are told that Hamas and Islamic Jihad and Hezbollah, and their official representatives in the United States down the street from the White House, The Palestine Center (keepers of the sacred one state dissolution plan), did nominate KabobFest for Mostly Likely to fail as comedians and standup comics; they''ve already failed as satire writers.

Ismael Haniyeh, the head of Hamas, said, "I love KabobFest. We get our inspiration to fire rockets and blow people up from their political insanity. It moves us. Enables us. Gives us the false sense that the Palestinian people support our hatred of the Zi-o-nest Entity."

Haniyeh did say he hopes to invite KabobFesters to give the Valedictorian Speech at the next graduation ceremony of 12 year old suicide bombers.

"When we exploit these children to kill the Ya-Hoodies, we need someone to give them inspiration so they don't think of the grisly mass murder of innocent people they will be responsible for murdering, nor for the suffering those policies will bring to the Palestinian people. Without KaboobFest, we could not inspire the fanaticism and extremism, and without fanaticism and extremism, we could not hate and without hatred, who would want to blow themselves up? It all makes sense, ya'anni!"

-- Maklooba Man

KabobFest Charred has exclusive preview of KabobFest Rappers new rap lyrics

2010-01-16T06:37:00.000-08:00

TMZ is reporting on Will Yo Man's new rap song, "I exploit the Palestinian suffering to Blow it Up u Arse" which will soon be featured on the lame, not-funny satireless site, Kabobfest. Yo yo bro! Here are the lyrics from the upcoming song, sung to Ludacris' rap:

[A rip-off from Ludacris by the Kabobfest ludicrous]

AOWWWW!
I never used to snore on my sheep 'til this rap shXX tour
Warm thoughts fill the hot-headed Kabobfest sass
Our paycheck is big, we exploit the Arab poor
And y'all think I'm gon' stop? BLOW IT UP U ASS!

In one year we got rich, on Palestinian sufferin'
But them bein broke with no food is a thing of the past
KabobFest is the new phenomenon it's really just nuffin'
And y'all prayin that I flop? BLOW IT UP U ASS!

In Ramallah I buy clothing, in Hebron I get green
In Nablus I get room, in Israel I ka-boom
All these rappers wanna knowWhy I don't get booked
Try 80, want a discount? BLOW IT UP U ASS!

See in just 62 years I hijacked the weak
Hamas is the in, man, and Fatah is a flitter
Suicide bomb is the cause, But I'm too meek
C'mon, get Ludicrous out! BLOW IT UP U ASS!

[Chorus]

BLOW IT UP U ASS!
WHOO!

-- Maklooba Man

Kabobfest Surrenders under overwhelming intimidation and pressure of this site

2010-01-16T05:04:00.000-08:00

Oh the KabobFesters love to dish it out but their skins are so thin they just can't take it any more, especially since it has exposed their Jew-hating and Christian hating rherotic that they use to whip up exploitation of Palesitnian suffering.

The KabobFesters admit in their blog today that they have failed, but with one last shot, as usual at Ray Hanania, the Yahweh of American Arab Journalism who shoves speers into the hypocrisy of the rejectionist and pro-suicide bomber morons who have destroyed the Palestinian fight for statehood. KabobFesters are much like the kids who went berserk int he movie "Lord of the Flies," although most at KabobFest are just that, flies.

And now Man-Boob Sugarman has started a Facebook page to continue to attacks. Boo Hoo!

Meanwhile, Hanania's web sites have skyrocketed on Technorati's ratings, thanks in a large part to the public shock at the sheer evil and venom of the KabobFest mafia and thugs.

It's so nice to see them squirm as truth triumphs over their constant lies.

We applaud Hanania who was nominated for a Pulitzer Prize by the Chicago Sun-Times, another one of those news media that KabobFest skewers as "Jew-controlled" and evil, but panders to when the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Yes, KabobFest is the "bonfire of the Jew-Hating Palestinian and Arab extremist movement" and their attacks against Jews, Israelis, and Arab and Palestinians who support compromise will continue. They just can't take it, the pussies!

They love to dish it out and they are quite a hit at Holocaust Denier Conventions, Jews don't exist parties and they should change their apparent slogan from satire to "KabobFest: A Lot of Jew-bashing and Arab-Bashing going on -- except for the suicide bombers at Hamas whom we love."

But KabobFest Charred will continue to take their scimitar and shove it through their dark heart because 1) it's fun, 2) people like it and 3) no one deserves to be skewered more than the failed writers at KabobFest, a collection of rejects, failed rappers, failed protestors and failed actvists.

We urge you to join our FaceBook Page KabobFest is Just Not Funny

-- Maklooba Man

Letter from a KabobFest writer

2010-01-15T12:09:00.000-08:00

Dear Maklooba Man:

"En'na bahib al KabobFest Charred ya shabab! I love the KabobFest Charred blog. It's hilarious. So much funnier than Kabobfest. And I would know because I write for Kabobfest. Well, it's not really writing. It's just nouns, verbs and adjectives and stuff and a few hate-the-Jews messages and kill the Israelis, stuff like that.

"They've been writing since 2006 and their stories are all the same old stuff. Arab kills Jew. Jews kill Arab. Arabs cry foul. Arabs blow up Jewish kids. Arabs stay silent. Arabs hold anti-Holocaust meeting and invite Holocaust deniers. Arabs protest and issue poorly written press releases with slogans like 'down with the Shah' and 'Sharon is a butcher.' Over and over and over again.

"Did you see the movie Ground Hog Day? It's the same old story. Anyway, I like most of the writers, though, except that Sugar Man dude, the guy with the Man Boobs. And everyone pretends that they all like, no, love Will Yo Mans, the Big C. His rap is lifeless, but he is a hunk. That's why we all write for KabobFest. Willie. Willie. Willie. I can't say it enough.

"Anyway, thanks for adding some spice to the mix here. KabobFest was getting a little lame. Irrelevant. I mean, how much jew-bashing can a reader take, right?

"Thanks and please don't share this letter. You can imagine those Kabobfesters have real bad tempers. Thin skins. Woosey attitudes.

"Love, boobzie!
"Chillian"

Maklooba Man responds:

Thanks Chillian for sharing your insider stuff. We promise we won't publish the letter.

-- Maklooba Man

Hanania awards first JackAss award to (drum roll) KabobFest

2010-01-15T04:10:00.000-08:00

KabobFest broke the news first this week that Hanania planned to award his first JackAss Award, beginning with the illiterate staff of, you guessed it, KabobFest.com, the web blog that seeks to one day become a satire site and maybe even a place where humor might make its way.

"I hesitated to designate KabobFest as a "JackAss" because I wasn't sure about issues of gender," Hanania said in announcing the award to KabobFest founder Will "Yo Man Big C" the "rapper.

"Being a JackAss requires a lot of skill and of course little other talent than braying (not praying) and pooping (not snooping). And no one does all that better than KabobFest, the sat-ire site where Arabs who can't win their way out of a paper bag gather to celebrate their successes."

Hanania said he hoped the awards will be presented at the Palestine Center in Washington D.C., during one of the slow moments in their many programs about how the Palestinians lost the war in 1948 and turning back the clock to 1917 is a lot easier than it sounds if they could just get rid of "those damn Jews."

"I know this whole Palestinian-Israeli conflict has been confusing to the KabobFesters. I mean, they call Israel an 'entity' in one (bad) breath and then argue that Israel 'doesn't exist" in another (bad) breath," Hanania said.

"Brush your teeth and your brain, guys, and gals, I think. You can't be an entity if you don't exist, and you can't exist if you don't have any achievements. I hope this JackAss Award will help give KabobFest the notoriety it seeks and deserves."

Hanania said he has no funny bone to pick with them, but he did say he could think of a few places where one might be shoved.

"Before you know, they'll be stealing rap lyrics from Kanye West and even appearing in front of Simon Cowell singing, tapping and shuffling their way to fame."

Hanania noted that the scientific name for JackAss is "Equus asinus asinus" which in Arabic means coincidentally "JackAss." It's a member of the "Equidae" or horse family, and since Kabobfest claims to be Arabian, it fits nicely like a stirrup. Most importantly, they are often inter-bred which produces that high quality of unfunny genome for KabobFest affectionately called "satiris humorlesstis non-existanamus."

-- Maklooba Man

Who are the Kabobfest insiders?

2010-01-14T13:09:00.000-08:00

Who are the anonymous switchblades for the KabobFest Cell?

Will

Fayyad

diana

Emily

Maytha

Sana

Jillian

sunbula

Hanitizer

Nimr

Yaman

Programmer Buydatti

Mohammad

Hanaan

Kalash

AbouMack

Nawal

Tarik

Chaim "Hussein" Sugarman

Um Mazen

Photos will come later.

Tell them Maklooba man said hello. (These guys and gals comment on their own posts making it look like there is a huge following of readers. Look for their names and click the link to say hi to them.)

-- Maklooba Man