Ikhras, KabobFest and "Uprooted Palestinians" to lead testimony against Muslims at King Hearings

Despite their mental challenges and lifelong difficulties with the English language, and, despite their inarticulate and awkward writing, operatives at Ikhras, KabobFest and "Uprooted Palestinians" will be among the anti-Muslim fanatics invited to testify at the congressional hearings on "Islamic extremism" hosted by Long Island Hate Republican Peter King.

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King said he is a big follower of the Palestinian Zionists, failed comedians and successful violators of Arab civil rights at Ikhras and KabobFest. King said that one of Ikhras' biggest fans is Moammar Qaddafi and his violent son Saif.

"I get all my information on radicalized Muslims from the Ikhras web site. It's very motivating, especially for those like me who hate Arabs and Muslims," said King, the Long Island hatemonger. "Why shouldn't they be allowed to testify. Look at how open they are when it comes to open debate and discussion. I just asked them to please leave their little piglet wives back at the canvas tents in Portugal. It's enough they stink let alone having to smell the others."

King said that he was inspired to invite Ikhras, KabobFest and Uprooted Palestinians by Zuhdi Jasser, a lackey for the conservative fanatics. Many observers say that Jasser is every anti-Muslim's favorite witness, with a history of bashing Muslims and Arabs often reposted on the Ikhras and KabobFest sites.

"I didn't consider the site Uprooted Palestinians to join us at first, but my friends at Ikhras explained that web site is actually a phony mirror site of Ikhras created to give the false impression that Ikhras and KabobFest -- the mouthpiece of the failed Palestine Center activist center in Washington DC -- have wide appeal," King insisted after spitting on the ground and then grinding it into the ground with his right shoe.

"Hey, I learned that spitting technique from Ikhras when we all went out to enjoy Matzoh at an Israeli Deli. One of the Ikhras uncles actually owns it and is a member of the Irgun, related to Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel."

KabobFest, which lacks the ability to write creatively and cleverly, couldn't figure out what to say when contacted. They said they would read Ihkras and then reprint whatever they write. Ikhras' Palestinian Likudnicks said they were waiting for someone to buy a dictionary so they could look up the word puerile.

"That's a tough word for Balestinian like nihnah. Us. We speak the English. By da way, who learned you English Habibi? Oh, we can't speak long -- or at all in Americanee -- we have to run to bash some Jews and pretend that it's an anti-Semitism act," a spokesman for Ikhras mumbled in broken English, carrying placards that read "Down with the Jewdaisms, Zionisms and Ikhrasisms."

"We throw that last one in about us to make believe that we are not who we are," the Ikhras spokesman said while wiping drool from the right side of his mouth.

"Hey. After we beat up on the Jews, maybe we can go grab some Hummus. My daddy is very rich -- don't tell no one because we pretend, yes, we are proletariatisms. He works for the Jordanian government as a diplomat. That's why we have to be anonymisms," the overweight Ikhras slob grunted.

Ikhras has one fan, an anonymous emailer who pretends he is Muslim from Michigan but is in fact a failed lawyer in Washington DC.

We reached out to Ray Hanania, who is often showcased on Ikhras and KabobFest -- they have done wonders to increase his popularity -- but Hanania said he doesn't suffer fools very well and ignores the Ikhras phonies.

-- Makloobah Man