The hate web site Ikhras today declared Jared Loughner, who shot and killed six people in an assault on Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, a "martyr" stating that his "courage" symbolized all that the Ikhras hate site and their movement hopes to aspire to one day.
Ikhras was created by several elementary school dropouts from the Saddam Hussein School for Dictatorship and the Joseph Goebbels school for Propaganda and Lies and has become the symbol of the pro-Hezbollah and pro-Hamas terrorist organizations.
In a statement issued by Ikhras and then re-edited by several elementary school teachers, Ikhras spokesperson Ihmar abu-Khunzeer explained, "Ya'anni, we try much to do bad things. Down with Amerikha! Down with the Zionist conspiracy racist Jewish international conspiracy. We have much important to say. Many things. Yalla. We kill, kill, kill."
Abu-Khunzeer said that every time someone visits their Ikhras web site, money is collected through Google Ads to purchase backpacks and strap-on pocket holders.
"We beg you to please help us increase our web traffic. The Zionist conspiracy non-entity Ray Hanania must be stopped and we have dedicated our miserable lives to stop him from bringing peace to the region. We must stop the Hanania's in whatever formation they exist and encourage more like Loughner to stand up and attack at the heart of the Zionist Entity," Abu-Khunzeer snorted.
After the press conference, Abu-Khunzeer and his writing assistants went to a strip club to celebrate in honor of Mohammed Ata and al-Qaeda.
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