KabobFest and Ikhras claim victory as Israel blocks Two-States

Israel's fanatics adopted a law this week that prevents the establishment of a Palestinian State, declaring that East Jerusalem can never be compromised unless a super majority of Israelis approve it.

It's the death knell of peace and the decision was hailed with a combined party celebrated at the offices of Ikhras and KabobFest at the Washington Palestine Center. As the celebrants danced with the jabala's pulled high in to the air as if they were enjoying an airport security screening -- or maybe doing the pat downs themselves -- they sung songs cheering their future and declaring that their future was saved.

"Our jobs will be saved. Conflict is the answer to unemployment in the Middle East," conflict Ikhras spokesman Khunzeer Abu-Ihmar declared. "We were concerned we would all be out of work but now that conflict is a certainty and we can send little children back to their deaths and lock down the destitute and forlorn Palestinian refugees in their mire, we will be able to secure grants, money and hold programs promoting hatred, exploiting emotions and basically creating more mayhem. Mayhem is good for us. It creates more jobs. Allows us to pay for our Western lifestyles and be able to denounce those lifestyles. It is the perfect storm for us."

Ikhras spokesman Khunzeer Abu-Ihmar then began a rendition of Ray Hanania's enthusiastic chant, "Luuuuu luuuuu luuuuu luuuuu luuuuu," declaring. It actually does sound funny. Seven thousand Chicagoans can't be all wrong.

The Palestine Center also cheered saying that it was worried that a genuine peace would make their organization irrelevant.

"Our goal is not peace. Our goal is self-preservation as an organization that uses Palestinian charity moneys and donations. Peace would be the end of us," said Palestine Center rapper Billy Yo-Mans. "Yea baby. I have more gigs. It's a small sacrifice to have the Palestinian refugees remain in their ghettos. Why not? They have been used to it for three generations or more. They don't know the difference. Screaming and yelling and anger and suffering are good for the soul. It cleanses out hope and makes my life so much more successful."

Khunzeer Abu-Ihmar added that he would even pop for lessons in writing in English and might buy a Mercedes.

"This is a time to celebrate. If Palestinians can't have everything, then why should the Israelis have anything. t's only fair," Khunzeer Abu-Ihmar declared.

At which time Bill Yo-Mans, leaders of the Palestine Center in Washington DC and the Ikhras arm-chair revolutionaries pulled out their Gold-Plated Hamas Made scissors and proceeded to cut of their noses to spite their already spiteful faces.

-- Maklooba Man

Helen Thomas is a hero slandered because of her fierce independence

Helen Thomas is a hero. For more than 57 years, she has stood up to all forms of discrimination. First as a woman journalist in a man's world. Second as a fiercely objective journalist who questioned every President From Eisenhower to Obama with the same principles of justice, objectivity and balance. And Third, she is a hero because she has stood up to the onslaught of ugly name-calling from extremists in the American Jewish Community who are not happy kicking Palestinians out of Palestine, they want to kick them out of America, too.

Tonight, Thomas will receive among many honors the Dr. M.T. Mehdi Courage in Journalism Award. The award was established in 1999 to honor the work of journalists who have stood up to hatred, fear mongering, defamation and slander because of their work. It is presented to journalists who have shown courage in speaking and writing the truth in the face of overwhelming public anger.

It is so easy for many mainstream American journalists to remain silent, rather than to expose the hypocrisies in American society, especially after the terrorism of Sept. 11, 2001. It is easy because the hatred and racism against Arabs and Muslims in America has reached an unprecedented height. Arabs and Muslims are easy prey for racists and bigots because the American public is so uneducated about truth and accuracy and they are fed a constant stream of lies from the mainstream American media.

And those Arabs and Muslims who dare to challenge the lies in the coverage of the rights of the Palestinian people are even easier to target because on top of the bigots and racists who attack Arabs and Muslims, American Jews often also join in the assaults against morality and ethics.

You can read the blog called Elder of Ziyon, an often racistly anti-Arab and anti-Muslim hate site to see this hypocrisy at work. (Click here to read their most recent hateful post.)

On the one hand, the writer argues that Helen Thomas did not say that Jews should get out of the occupied territory, making the precision of the words their strongest case. And then they hypocritically violate principle, morality and even truth, arguing that Helen Thomas said that Jews should get out of Israel. The fact is Helen Thomas NEVER used the word "Jews." She was asked by a racist rabbi what Israelis should do and she said "Get the hell out of Palestine." 

The most outrageous example of bigotry and racist hate comes from Morton Klein, the head of the Zionist Organization of America. His history of racism and bigotry is shameful. Klein could care less about the truth. He is more concerned with protecting a foreign country rather than defending Americans from bigotry and racism. Klein prefers to defend Israel and he hates Helen Thomas for the very reason she deserves to be honored tonight by the American Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee (ADC, www.ADC.org)and the National Arab American Journalists Association (www.NAAJA-US.com).

More than any other journalist, Helen Thomas was not afraid to challenge the hypocrisies and lies about Palestinians and Arabs and Muslims. She often asked the tough questions of Presidents exposing the hypocrisies of American Foreign policy that sacrificed truth and ethics for political bias towards one foreign country called Israel. And her colleagues, who rarely reported on her courageous challenges, shouted her down with their ugly silence and unprofessional and unjournalistic conduct.

NAAJA salutes Helen Thomas and American Arabs who refuse to be shouted down by bigots, demagogues and hatemongers like Morton Klein and others all because they have DARED to challenge the political polices of a foreign government, Israel.

-- Ray Hanania

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Ikhras and KabobFest seek license to wed

Take THAT Ikhras and KabobFest losers. They can't even spell properly. They exploit the suffering of the Palestinian people so they can have careers -- and all they can do is attack other Palestinians.

Despite their lies about my performance at the Rally to Restore Sanity satellite rally that drew 7,000 people, my comedy performance was TOP NOTCH and hilarious. The only booing came from a handful of people who were upseta nd complained because I wore a black and white kiffeyeh around my shoulders as I served as emcee and then performed comedy.

Here's a link to a review of my comedy. Click here.


Ikhras losers!!!!!


-- Maklooba Man

Christian Leaders denounce Ikhras as anti-Christian and anti-Arab

Leaders of the Christian Ecumenical Organization voted unanimously at their November board meeting in Dallas to denounce as anti-Christian several web sites and organizations, specifically naming Ikhras, the hate web site, as one of the most virulently anti-Christian sites on the Internet.

"Ikhras goes out of its way to target Christian Arabs who speak out on major issues involving the Arab and Palestinian community,"said the Rev. Joseph Hafeena Mubrook, chairman of the CEO.

"It's rhetoric relies on the old blood libels about Christians, the view that the only good Christian is a silent obedient Christian. Christian Arabs have rights and American Muslims should stand up and defend them, and not remain silent when these hate sites attack and defame Christian Arab activists."

The organization, representing more than 450 Arab Christian Churches in America, said that Ikhras and 15 other online web sites, should be protested by American Arabs and Muslims.

"It is time for American Muslims to speak out against the vicious rhetoric of Ikhras and other similarly anti-Christian web sites," Mubrook said during the board meeting.

Click here for more information.

-- Maklooba Man

Three stooges at Ikhras launch their own Tea Party in the Islamic World

The Ikhras writers usually stand around watching the Portugese being abused on the streets below their office window, the headquarters for the Islamic Tea Party called Chai! ... Ikhras is the hate site that was created solely to imprison Palestinian refugees so that they can profit on the suffering of th Palestinian people. Because without Palestinian suffering, Ikhras would have no reason for being.

Ikhras is a hate site, but that's not unusual in some dark corners of the failed new revolution to free Palestine. This new revolution is led by a bunch of mostly moronic haters who have discovered that they can be something as long as the Palestinians continue to suffer and as long as they can block peace. Of course, they are incapable of having any impact on the future of Palestinians, other than helping to make their plight worse.

They don't raise funds to help Palestinians. They don't champion the Palestinian cause. They don't educate the people who oppose Palestinian rights, mainly audiences in the United States where decisions about Palestine's future are decided and translate in to Israeli actions. They can't have a public discussion about Palestine because they are incapable of communicating beyond the usual grunts and moans that emanate from the vernacular of the fanatic rhetoric.

So they sit around the tabboun like little old ladies, gossiping and acting more like the Three Stooges of the Middle East, vowing to exact revenge against the Zionist Entity, because, as they say, Israel does not exist. It is Palestine. They rarely use the word Israel because of their hatred of Jews. Of course, if it is a Zionist "entity" morons, then Israeli must exist because an entity exists.

It shows how puerile the pathetic panderers of perpetual Palestinian persecution present -- or, not using an example of their frequent alliterations, it shows how stupid they are.

Crawl back in to your hole, Ikhras. You guys are losers. You couldn't argue your way out of a paper bag. Your fans are the same morons who sit back and enjoy their luxury lives in the West, attending Western universities where they spend their lives as students for life enjoying the perqs of the West and pretending to be the champions of the downtrodden Palestinians. The extremist leeches who bleed Palestinian persecution to death because they lack their own strategic creativity to do one thing positive for their people. The same moronic imbeciles who cheer when Palestinian children are murdered by Israeli soldiers in Gaza because it gives them a fuel to become something out of nothing.

They can denounce the Zionist Entity, but only if Palestinians are killed. They can criticize Jews and Israel, but only if Palestinian suffering continues.

They can exist and enjoy themselves, but only as long as the Palestinians continue to suffer.

With friends like Ikhras, the Palestinian cause doesn't really need any enemies. They provide the context which allows Israel to continue to confiscate Palestinian lands, persecute our people and slowly erase Palestine from the World Map.

Good job Ikhras. If anyone needs to shut up though, maybe it is you. You should practice what you preach. But then, that would be a hypocrisy of a hypocrisy, and you can't cancel out your ignorance that simply.

How pathetic the Palestinian cause that Ikhras is another one of their self-proclaimed champions!

-- Maklooba Man