KabobFest Fat Ass Will Yo-Man's says he hates Arab food

KabobFest Fat Ass Will Yo Man's, the White fake rapper who trips through lyrics like a spokesman for a typical Arab organization, has declared that he hates all Arab food in an article denouncing Arab food.

The rapper, who can barely put together two words that don't sound like they have been ripped off from other accomplished rapper, can't even get booked by any major record labels. His audiences consist mainly of pro-Hezbollah towel heads who like that beat their backs with bloodied chains and who march down alleys chanting Takrear-end, Alahu Akbar. (It's quite a site as Yo Man's snaps his back with a strong of red licorice -- wuss.)

He's been angling to get on Ray Hanania's radio show which broadcasts to Chicagoland and Detroit, but has been rebuffed each time so the failed rapper -- actually maybe he should call himself a wrapper (yes, I like that) -- has resorted to name calling, which is about all that the KabobFest losers and fake refugees can manage these days.

KabobFest has applied for refugee status but in one application, Sugar Boobs was discovered to own a Beamer. Yea, the fake proletariat champions of the under dogs (chunzeers!) pretend to be the leaders of the oppressed but live in utter aristocratic luxury, the children of wealthy (and fat) Arab sheiks who waddle their way through Vegas and Monte Carlo during the day and then spend their nights crying about the suffering of the Palestinian people.

You don't know suffering!

Hanania, by the way, the "failed" journalist who just to signed to Creators Syndicate to distribute his high profile column in the Jerusalem Post which favors slamming morons like the KabobFest "Is-lame-a-cysts," and has a new TV show in Chicago call Star Chef Chicagoland and makes humongous shekels and dinars, says he is hoping to invite the Fat Wrapper Yo Mans to his program one day but he doesn't think deep friend okra stuffed with pork bellies would be appealing.

Meanwhile, the KabobFesters have taken irrelevancy to a new low, announcing that they will be appearing (for the 23rd Time) and the "Palestine Center" which is about as far off center as any of the failed Washington Arab organizations has ever been organizing irrelevant talks like "Why the Palestinians lost the 1948 War; Part 1,273" and "The Jabha: They may be losers but they are nice guys." Of course, the Palestine Center, which fumbles through stupid programs and distributes hard to understand press releases with grammatical errors that would make even Charles Manson laugh, is trying to revive its series: "If we tell the Israelis that One-State is Best enough, they'll just cave in -- it would be our first victory so let's keep trying!"

You might go to Washington DC and see Yo Mans, Sugar Boob and the consortium of Yo Man's ragtag groupies, headlining a panel discussion "How to be more irrelevant that you already are: A discussion on the left wing Palestinian Industry, Building Berqas for Peace."

-- Maklooba Man