Kabobfesters distributing pillows with easier material to breath through

Although Dubai investigators continue to identify members of the 127 member hit squad that murdered a Hamas leader many weeks ago, insiders say that some of the evidence links back to KabobFest, the hate satire site that bashes Jews, Muslims, Christians and Arabs who support peace based on compromise and have no interest in the one-state agenda or the Palestine Center in Washington D.C.

One source hinted that Mabhouh was a "follower" of KabobFest and may have been influenced in his career of financing suicide bombings and mayhem by the eclectic, and poorly written posts at KabobFest.

At a fundraising event, an activist explained between chants of "kill the Jews" and "make them leave our hemeland (he was French) -- they're racists and we are not," that he had purchased a KabobFest pillow that is made of a special scientific material that allows people being smothered to death by the Mossad to breath and pretend they had died.

"If Mabhouh had the benefit of this pillow being shoved over his face at the Dubai hotel, maybe he'd still be alive to plan more bombings and killings of Jews and Israelis," one observer noted.

KabobFesters declined to comment, but noted, "We lied when we said that Ray Hanania was not nominated for a Pulitzer Prize. He was nominated by the Chicago Sun-Times for his series exposing the suffering of Palestinians in the West Bank during the first intifada which took place before most of us were born. We apologize to Ray for our unethical lapse and lying and we'll go back to lying about Apartheid, Nazism and holocaust revisionism. It makes for better copy."

Hanania said he wasn't surprised by the KabobFesters and their hatred.

"The one thing I can say for sure is that KabobFest has never been nominated for nor has it won any awards, although the writers including Manboobs, consider themselves rap legends in their own minds, or what little minds they have," Hanania told KabobFest Charred exclusively.

On their facebook hate site, Hanania said, promoters encouraged people to boycott and challenge a recent comedy show he did in Manitoba, but the spies sent by KabobFest laughed so hard during the show they forgot to chant their divisive hatred.

-- Maklooba Man