Ah crap, KabobFest actually wrote something half-way nice

Oh my, what is KabobFest Charred to do? KabobFest, the Frankensteinish red-headed step child at a Muslim wedding web blog, actually referenced "Ray Hanania" in a positive and funny way, noting that you should not carry his book "I'm Glad I Look Like a terrorist: Growing Up Arab in America" (re-dubbed as a result of a Guantanamo subpoena to "Ya Habibi: Go F Yourself you Bigoted Americans Morons") while traveling through an Airport.

Hanania is perplexed, I am told, walking between tea (schy) and kugulas (Lithuanian dumpling cake). How can it be that an Arab rejection-front web site puts down the scimitar? No. No. No. No.

The fight is so much fun. They saw how many copies of the book were sold thanks to their majnoon hate campaign. It backfired like a suicide bomb vest wrapped around a pig. (Oh. That has so many issues with it.) Then they declared in a KabobFest Fatwa they would "no longer continue the fight with the Hanania Entity, as Hanania does not exist." (How can something called an "entity" not exist? I hate extremist "logic.")

Please don't say it is so, Mo. (As in Big C Will Yo Man, da Kanye East of the Arab World).

Hate and anger are such a part of the Arab culture, where would we be? How can we get our compasses straight. Ah, nevermind. F the compass crap.

What kind of world would this be? How can any non-hating Middle Easterner call him or herself as respectful self-loathing Arab? It's not possible. Eeeeiiiiyeeeeeeee! LUL ... Which is different from Laugh Out Loud and is Arabic for Luuuuuuuu luuuuuuu luuuuuuuuu luuuuuuu luuuuu, high pitched screech at the wedding of the red-headed stepchild.

This isn't an effort to suck up and get on our NEW NATIONAL RADIO SHOW BY CHANCE TO PROMOTE THEIR ACTIVITIES, IS IT?

-- Maklooba Man