This blog has learned a rumor that Colonel Miles Quaritch (Stephen Lang), the vicious brutal military tyrant who leads the military destruction of the Na'vi colony of blue-faced beings on the planet of Pandora in the movie Avatar, has a "KabobFest is Next" tattoo on his right arm.
Quaritch was quoted as whispering in the film as he orders his troops to massacre the peaceful Na'vi, who were ousted from the homes by the colonialists, as "Let's turn this place into a KabobFest."
Fans of Avatar will be trying to interpret the meaning of Lang's alleged words for generations, but many are agreed that the "illegal KabobFest entity" is a sinister incarnation or embodiment of "collective punishment."
Meanwhile, at KabobFest Zion Headquarters, KabobFesters, sometimes called "sores" for short or "short sores," gossiped around the water cooler in broken English and a lot of "ya'ani's -- according to one insider -- speculating about how much attention their site is finally receiving as a result of being put under KabobFest Charred's spotlight.
-- Maklooba Man
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