Jay KabobFest Charred tells Oprah he'd like to talk to Conan KabobFest

After a humiliating demotion recently with the surrender of Kabobfest, the satirically unfunny hate site, Oprah invited KabobFest Charged to discuss the incident.

KabobFest has lost much of its original luster, and was exposed as a hate-directed site during the scuffle, an incident some KabobFest insiders have privately admitted in emails was "a big mistake."

Even the KabobFest hate site, "Hanania  isn't Funny on Facebook" has been a dismal failure, according to five of the 21 members who are spies for KabobFest Charred, which brings together more than three decades of award winning writing and one Pulitzer Nomination by the Chicago Sun-Times.

Harpo Productions released a snippet of the interview to the general media, while KabobFesters were busy wasting their time at a safe distance from the frontline at the Gaza Strip border, chanting and holding up signs that looked like they read, "Norman Finklestein isn't a holocaust denier. He's just an idiot who we exploit to deny the Holocaust. It's Egypt that's in da Nile."

Big C Will Yo Man was doing interviews with the single newspaper from the Palestine Center that has been covering the Gaza Strip non-protest protests, that does nothing, impacts nothing and represents no one but a bunch of failed Palestinian activists with a  partisan agenda and little if any talent.

Here's the transcipt of part of the interview:

Winfrey: Have you talked to Conan KabobFest in person?


Leno KabobFest Charred (LKFC): I haven’t talked to the festerers through all this. No. I haven’t. I don't think Festers speak English, based on the poor grammar and spelling errors on the KabobFest blog.

Winfrey: Did you want to pick up the phone?

LKFC: Yeah, to beat them on the head, but it didn’t seem appropriate.

Winfrey: Why?

LKFC: It's a new phone and I didn't want to grundge it up. Well, maybe, I don’t know. I think it — well, maybe we should let things cool down and maybe we’ll talk, you know. Someday when Hell Freezes over and Israelis agree to the extremist demand that they leave their homes so that Abu "Hubbly Bubbly" Nimeiah and his lemmings  can declare the One State solution.

Winfrey: Were any of the things that he said about you hurtful?

LKFC: No. They were jokes. Poor ineffective jokes, but lame jokes nonetheless. And that’s okay. I mean – they're a stire site. We're a satire site, although the word satire is made up of the word ire.

Winfrey: So jokes don’t hurt you?

LKFC: No not at all. I knew they were struggling to make jokes but these attacls were not jokes. It’s what satire sites run by fanatics do, you know? You can’t — well, it’s like being a fighter and say when you got punched in the head, did it hurt? Well, yeah. But you’re a fighter. That’s what you do. Right?

KabobFest Charred is expected to grow using profits from the surging sales of Hanania's book "Ya Habibi."

The future of KabobFest itself is uncertain. Although, according to the Sugar Man Boobs facebook site, it's probably irrelevent anyway.
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